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Jennifer Cohen is really, really, extremely mad.

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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    Lake will get year 3. He gets to fire Donovan and a few other coaches. The only benefit of Lake possibly getting a third year is if Cohen gets fired first.

    It would be even better if both were fired today, but that isn’t going to happen.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,205 Founders Club

    The one good thing about Jen is she is really good at raising money. Every top donor for UW athletics loves her, so I don't put it past her to raise the money to buy Jimmy out if it gets to that point.


  • sinceredawg
    sinceredawg Member Posts: 833

    The one good thing about Jen is she is really good at raising money. Every top donor for UW athletics loves her, so I don't put it past her to raise the money to buy Jimmy out if it gets to that point.

    I've never been with a prostitute, but I'd give money to Jen under the right circumstances.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,140 Standard Supporter

    Tequilla said:

    Funny thing is that I don’t think Kim is wrong about Jen being pissed … but his reasoning for it is backwards

    Jimmy’s going to shit can JonDon and start Huard sooner than later to try to save his ass

    Jen knows if she doesn’t shit can Jimmy sooner or later then more and more pitchforks come after her ineptitude

    Jen’s a lot of things but stupid about how the game is played isn’t one of them …

    Best case scenario is that Jen leverages the same people that likely got the women’s hoops hire right to run the football search for her

    Let’s wait for Tina to a coach a game at UW first. LIPO

    Of course she’s pissed. She was counting on Jimmy to make up for the utter disaster she created with the Men’s basketball program. How you hire down from Romar amazes me, but she pulled it off. Now Jimmy is assuring that the only two profitable sports programs are now bleeding.

    She probably thought like Mullins did at Oregon. My current respected head coach says so so would be great. Then hiring the said so and so candidate without proper due diligence.
    The Hop hire is forgivable not from a results standpoint but at least from a system standpoint. They went out and got someone from a winning program with a pedigree and contacts. It didn't work out. Coaching pics are a crapshoot shit happens etc.

    The JL hire was nepotistic, lazy, and now also a complete failure. There's no "it is what it is" for Jen in that space.
    20 year assistant. Had an audition opportunity at Syracuse when Boeheim was suspended and they were horrible.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098

    Tequilla said:

    Funny thing is that I don’t think Kim is wrong about Jen being pissed … but his reasoning for it is backwards

    Jimmy’s going to shit can JonDon and start Huard sooner than later to try to save his ass

    Jen knows if she doesn’t shit can Jimmy sooner or later then more and more pitchforks come after her ineptitude

    Jen’s a lot of things but stupid about how the game is played isn’t one of them …

    Best case scenario is that Jen leverages the same people that likely got the women’s hoops hire right to run the football search for her

    Let’s wait for Tina to a coach a game at UW first. LIPO

    Of course she’s pissed. She was counting on Jimmy to make up for the utter disaster she created with the Men’s basketball program. How you hire down from Romar amazes me, but she pulled it off. Now Jimmy is assuring that the only two profitable sports programs are now bleeding.

    She probably thought like Mullins did at Oregon. My current respected head coach says so so would be great. Then hiring the said so and so candidate without proper due diligence.
    I base my comments on Tina on the following:

    She was influential in building a top end national program at Maryland

    She’s built a program at Rice

    Is known as a good recruiter and has experience coaching at strong academic schools

    A good friend of mine is very plugged in in the girls HS hoops scene in Texas … was told that her reputation is very strong

    Barring getting an already sitting elite coach … this is about as good as it gets in a hire
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098

    Lake will get year 3. He gets to fire Donovan and a few other coaches. The only benefit of Lake possibly getting a third year is if Cohen gets fired first.

    It would be even better if both were fired today, but that isn’t going to happen.

    You actually are arguing for why Jimmy doesn’t get a Year 3

    Jen’s savvy enough to realize that Jimmy further cratering the program puts the crosshairs on her
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    edited September 2021
    Tequilla said:

    Lake will get year 3. He gets to fire Donovan and a few other coaches. The only benefit of Lake possibly getting a third year is if Cohen gets fired first.

    It would be even better if both were fired today, but that isn’t going to happen.

    You actually are arguing for why Jimmy doesn’t get a Year 3

    Jen’s savvy enough to realize that Jimmy further cratering the program puts the crosshairs on her
    I hope that is a good thing. I want Jen gone too. She really is a moron and obnoxious woman, which is fine if she had good athletic programs, but the major ones suck.
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,858

    The one good thing about Jen is she is really good at raising money. Every top donor for UW athletics loves her, so I don't put it past her to raise the money to buy Jimmy out if it gets to that point.


    I get it. funny.
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,755

    The one good thing about Jen is she is really good at raising money. Every top donor for UW athletics loves her, so I don't put it past her to raise the money to buy Jimmy out if it gets to that point.

    Fuck that… gofundme
    I got $5 on it
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,068
    edited September 2021


    She's over 300 pounds so it already passed

    Fixed

    TOF says Hurtful.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    The only thing that matters: who does Damon want?

    Buyout? handled at a poker game.

    Question is, who does he have lined up to come here?

    What’s you’re plan, Man?

    Tic, Tic, Tic
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,197 Founders Club
    I’d be pissed too if the guy I hired to oversee my cashcow was flailing and I didn’t have a competent bone in my body when it came to finding a replacement and then knowing my $800,000 salary was at risk.
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,782 Swaye's Wigwam

    alumni94 said:

    The one good thing about Jen is she is really good at raising money. Every top donor for UW athletics loves her, so I don't put it past her to raise the money to buy Jimmy out if it gets to that point.


    I get it. funny.
    I saw the Tetons practically fall out of cocktail dress at the team hotel at Rose Bowl.
    pics?
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,205 Founders Club
    LebamDawg said:

    alumni94 said:

    The one good thing about Jen is she is really good at raising money. Every top donor for UW athletics loves her, so I don't put it past her to raise the money to buy Jimmy out if it gets to that point.


    I get it. funny.
    I saw the Tetons practically fall out of cocktail dress at the team hotel at Rose Bowl.
    pics?
    Just in my mind Mabel. Just in my mind. It was Mrs Snow who was like “are you seeing this?”
  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237

    0-3 with a loss to Arky State could very well do it. Every true fan should be rooting for this outcome. Firing Jon Don won’t fix anything.

    Id respect Cohen is she fires Jimmy after this game
    I’d respect her if she did this then resigned herself.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    biak1 said:

    0-3 with a loss to Arky State could very well do it. Every true fan should be rooting for this outcome. Firing Jon Don won’t fix anything.

    Id respect Cohen is she fires Jimmy after this game
    I’d respect her if she did this then resigned herself.
    If she had any honor
  • TrojanSword
    TrojanSword Member Posts: 555
    For Cohen to fire her own hire in year 1.5 or 2 would only happen if the powers that be above her, really really really cared about UW football. We all know they don't so everything that was gained by Pete is gone. UW is now a lower tier PAC12 team.

  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,195 Founders Club

    Do not even think about stopping by the AD's suite Saturday to say hello or offer a friendly "Go Dawgs"

    Per Kim Grinolds:

    "I think you could take the most pissed off, angry fan out there and they aren't as angry as the AD. Jimmy needs to figure this out and turn it around."

    Sounds like Jen Jen is already distancing herself from Jimmy Ty Gilbertson.

    No doubt Kim will push the narrative this whole mess is JTG's fault and criticizing the person who hired him is both wrong and unfair.






  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,197 Founders Club

    Its really funny how the dawgman mods script flipped from defending every coach at all costs, to saying how the coaches need to figure this out all of the sudden. Probably because the readers are no longer buying it.

    I'm just so grateful that Kim has informed the unwashed masses that Jimmy needs to figure it out. That never even occurred to me.
    If Pumpy is the Oracle of Maltby, Kim is the Oracle of Montlake.
  • digits
    digits Member Posts: 1,724
    kanehall said:

    Lest not forget that Jen Cohen had that 'hate to lose' look in her eyes purported when Sark was coaching. 'She bleeds purple'....yada yada yada. Per my sources--my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who says that Cohen should have remained a fundraiser. She's very good at that. Sources say that she's a fairly manipulating biotch that snowed Woodward and her culture is shit. Like Sark drunk style shit. The last AD's to bleed through their mouth nose and ears purple was Lude and Joe Kearney, hell I'd even throw Hedges in there too if it weren't for Lambo chewing her ass off at staff retreat. She just ain't that good and has herself surrounded by her non staff manzier's that help her figure this out. She's in over her head. Unfortunately.

    Good shit, chinned for 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' allusion.
  • Blu82
    Blu82 Member Posts: 1,670
    I asked this board shortly after Jimmy was hired if there were concerns about Jimmy never being a head coach before. The responses were about 50/50, as I recall. Some responded with "yes, that is a real concern". Others called me a "Duck, Coug, Trojan troll.
    I asked this after having dinner with 5 big UW donors. All of whom expressed major concerns with the hire.
    I haven't spoken to any of these folks in the past month (self preservation). However, given past conversations, I believe it's safe to say that Jen and Jimmy are both on a short doog leash.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    Blu82 said:

    I asked this board shortly after Jimmy was hired if there were concerns about Jimmy never being a head coach before. The responses were about 50/50, as I recall. Some responded with "yes, that is a real concern". Others called me a "Duck, Coug, Trojan troll.
    I asked this after having dinner with 5 big UW donors. All of whom expressed major concerns with the hire.
    I haven't spoken to any of these folks in the past month (self preservation). However, given past conversations, I believe it's safe to say that Jen and Jimmy are both on a short doog leash.

    It would be logical for Jen to be on a very short leash. What has she gotten right? She was gifted the job by Pete. Lake and Hopkins are failures. That should be enough. I don’t pay attention to the other sports, but those are failures too.
  • sonics1993
    sonics1993 Member Posts: 1,460

    Blu82 said:

    I asked this board shortly after Jimmy was hired if there were concerns about Jimmy never being a head coach before. The responses were about 50/50, as I recall. Some responded with "yes, that is a real concern". Others called me a "Duck, Coug, Trojan troll.
    I asked this after having dinner with 5 big UW donors. All of whom expressed major concerns with the hire.
    I haven't spoken to any of these folks in the past month (self preservation). However, given past conversations, I believe it's safe to say that Jen and Jimmy are both on a short doog leash.

    It would be logical for Jen to be on a very short leash. What has she gotten right? She was gifted the job by Pete. Lake and Hopkins are failures. That should be enough. I don’t pay attention to the other sports, but those are failures too.
    Raising money is what is going to save her.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661
    Time to bust out the sloppys

    It's the only move at this point

    She might even raise like 200 bucks from this cesspool