Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week

Swaye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Yes. Yes. No. Probably. Yes.

MikeDamone

Gummy

fivehundredmileDAWG

That's better ... Where have you been?!!!???

RaccoonHarry

Man middle finger

Swaye

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

That's better ... Where have you been?!!!???

kh83

Welcome back Swaye! No bitching thread from me this week.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Swaye said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

That's better ... Where have you been?!!!???

Shot a man in Reno ... Just to watch him die...?

Swaye

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Swaye said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

That's better ... Where have you been?!!!???

Shot a man in Reno ... Just to watch him die...?

After doing some hookers and blow on the 5 (I like to just call it the 5) I decided to roll into the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District to get some chocolate milk for myself and a heavily tattoed and hot blonde Oregon intern, when a gross disgusting fat fuck wearing a t-shirt that said "Citrus: Go Ahead and Squeeze Me!" spurted nacho cheese all over my sweatpants. I flew into a rage, and beat him to within two inches of his life, accidently knocking a re-re out of his wheelchair in the process. It took 23 cops to restrain me. The Judge told me he was 81% sure I did it, to which I responded "Oh cry me a fucking river."

The Judge popped off with one month in jail, with two weeks off for incremental progress. I'm pretty much playing with house money now that I'm out.

EsophagealFeces

Swaye said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Swaye said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

That's better ... Where have you been?!!!???

Shot a man in Reno ... Just to watch him die...?

After doing some hookers and blow on the 5 (I like to just call it the 5) I decided to roll into the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District to get some chocolate milk for myself and a heavily tattoed and hot blonde Oregon intern, when a gross disgusting fat fuck wearing a t-shirt that said "Citrus: Go Ahead and Squeeze Me!" spurted nacho cheese all over my sweatpants. I flew into a rage, and beat him to within two inches of his life, accidently knocking a re-re out of his wheelchair in the process. It took 23 cops to restrain me. The Judge told me he was 81% sure I did it, to which I responded "Oh cry me a fucking river."

The Judge popped off with one month in jail, with two weeks off for incremental progress. I'm pretty much playing with house money now that I'm out.

YBE

Bad_MotherDucker

Bravo Swaye and welcome back. Did you get the carton of smokes I sent to King Co lock-up?

Swaye

Bad_MotherDucker said:

Bravo Swaye and welcome back. Did you get the carton of smokes I sent to King Co lock-up?

Yeah but I lost them playing 5 card draw to a tranny with "12" tattoed on his neck. Fucking 12's. Thanks anyway.

doogsinparadise

Hopefully dads everywhere will keep being shitty so that the supply of tatted chicks never decreases.

Swaye

doogsinparadise said:

Hopefully dads everywhere will keep being shitty so that the supply of tatted chicks never decreases.

I'm going to have to start recycling soon.

SweatpantsGeneral

I can fix her.

EsophagealFeces

Because I forgot to do this earlier: Craves it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just did.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Bad_MotherDucker said:

Bravo Swaye and welcome back. Did you get the carton of smokes I sent to King Co lock-up?

Cell phones in King County Jail >>> smokes in King County Jail. Allegedly.

BayDawg

koopdog said:

I can fix her.

I will admit I'm a drippy cunt and usually am not a big fan of the tatted girl threads, but this is nice work.

CRAVES IT.

Swaye

BayDawg said:

koopdog said:

I can fix her.

I will admit I'm a drippy cunt and usually am not a big fan of the tatted girl threads, but this is nice work.

CRAVES IT.

It's never too late to get hair on your balls.