Clownzano ("lol") just wrote a He Needs More Time article

TierbsHsotBoobs

CHRIST:

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/oregonian/john_canzano/index.ssf/2014/03/canzano_craig_robinson_gets_mo.html

bananasnblondes

Robinson is OSU's Sark. He brought them from bloody, runny diahrea shit to a slightly smelly poop log.

Even though one is more appealing than the other, its still shit.

Maybe Pat Hayden will come calling

AZDuck

It's kind of an eQuook trope, but Canzano fucking hates the University of Oregon.

LoneStarDawg

haha, you can't make this stuff up...

"Go ahead and give up on the Robinson era, but by doing so you're contributing to the downfall of our culture."

Vegasdawg

From reviewing his record, he is very 'Sark' like in accomplishments as head coach. He doesn't have Husky fan like enablers rooting for him but he does have the first lady for whatever that's worth. If he was Romar the mantra in Huskyville would be...let's see what excuse could I give. Oh yea, he just needs a couple more years, he's right on the cusp of big things.

DugtheDoog

"But the seven victories he's posted in the last half of the conference season suggest we need to see a larger sample size."

Really? A larger sample size? He's coached 200 fucking games. What a joke.

Gladstone

I don't care one iota about Beaver basketball but couldn't read beyond two paragraphs without wanting to stab myself.

BennyBeaver

win the Pac 12 tourney and win 1 game in the big dance and all is forgiven.

otherwise, DAO!

pawz

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CHRIST:

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/oregonian/john_canzano/index.ssf/2014/03/canzano_craig_robinson_gets_mo.html

Can we just call the big Pink elephant in the room as it is?

So long as his brother-in-law is the leader of the free world, he will never be fired.

Next.

Bad_MotherDucker

Sorry Pawz my fat fingers hit the wrong vote button. You are spot on. When the Pres is out of office there wont be any backlash to canning CR.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Wow, I used to like Canzano...

dnc

AZDuck said:

It's kind of an eQuook trope, but Canzano fucking hates the University of Oregon.

We all know he hates Oregon. The story here is he really hates Oregon State.

unfrozencaveman

In July 2009, President Obama alluded to the possibility of Robinson coaching elsewhere, by saying: "Craig Robinson is an outstanding coach. ... Anybody in Oregon and anybody who knows sports knows he turned it around. He loves Corvallis and I'm sure that as a young, successful coach he's going to start getting offers"

BRB, vomit

Tequilla

Robinson has the best job security in the country

Blackie

pawz said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CHRIST:

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/oregonian/john_canzano/index.ssf/2014/03/canzano_craig_robinson_gets_mo.html

Can we just call the big Pink elephant in the room as it is?

So long as his brother-in-law is the leader of the free world, he will never be fired.

Next.

Simple fact.
only person with more job security is the dude who follows around PL-SS with a jizz mop.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Tequilla said:

Robinson has the best job security in the country

If he were a middle class white dude from the Midwest, they woukd have run his ass in 2012.

RoadDawg55

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Tequilla said:

Robinson has the best job security in the country

If he were a middle class white dude from the Midwest Obama wasn't fucking his sister, they would have run his ass in 2012.

Fixed