I got massages...

puppylove_sugarsteel

...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

ThomasFremont

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

Yeah right bro, you can't even feel your dick.

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puppylove_sugarsteel said:

...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

Serious question when was the last time you had sex without having to directly pay for it?



* I said directly because I agree with Cheers there is no such thing as free sex.

Meek

He_Needs_More_Time said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

Serious question when was the last time you had sex without having to directly pay for it?



* I said directly because I agree with Cheers there is no such thing as free sex.

anyone who's married hates this question

dhdawg

monroecougdad said:

here's your massage

don't post that, you're going to ruin derek's potential interviews.
meanwhile D2D is posting tea party meme after meme and will continue to do so

chrisvashon

So the black woman is different from the woman who is different from the jew?

Maybe Derek and Coach Pete can clarify this during the next interview!

ThomasFremont

chrisvashon said:

So the black woman is different from the woman who is different from the jew?

Maybe Derek and Coach Pete can clarify this during the next interview!

Spoiler: the Jew is a dude.

NTTAWWT

PostGameOrangeSlices

yawn

DugtheDoog

Why do you hate Asians?

TierbsHsotBoobs

monroecougdad said:

here's your massage

Kudos for the tinyurl redirect.

HeretoBeatmyChest

ThomasFremont said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

Yeah right bro, you can't even feel your dick.

Low tweak.