Help me figure out how to make money - NIL Ideas

dirtysouwfdawg

Alright you degenerate fucks. Real question here. I was talking with a business owner of a furniture store the other day and mentioned to him that when I figure out how to utilize the NIL for his business id let him know. Was thinking that owner pays us 5k to promote the event where players sign autographs. Players get free furniture and businesses owner gets positive branding/awareness and foot traffic. Talked to the rep and apparently their furniture runs about 10k for a couch set… maybe no free furniture. This is not very creative.

So I’m sure 81% of you will mention strip clubs, hookers, blow, nicotine, gambling, alcohol, head shops, cbd, weed, etc.

No stupid ideas… any industry. I figured some of you have given this NIL idea some thought. And I know that some of you are in kinda smart as well. Here’s another dudes ideas from LinkedIn. Kinda stupid but the general concepts are ok.




Best idea gets a handy from TOF or me, whatever.

dirtysouwfdawg

Thanks for the input guys. Assholes

DerekJohnson

The Pac-12 is going to become so irrelevant

Fishpo31

Stop Freakin', Call Beacon...

RaceBannon

Amazon could give a car to the player of the week who really delivers

1to392831weretaken

There's a triple GoPro, Lover's Package, Ford Truck Emporium NIL promo for Eastside Catholic PSAs, but it's not coming to me yet.

DerekJohnson

1to392831weretaken said:

There's a triple GoPro, Lover's Package, Ford Truck Emporium NIL promo for Eastside Catholic PSAs, but it's not coming to me yet.

I know one poster who has a used purple dildo

@StLouisDawg

StLouisDawg

DerekJohnson said:

1to392831weretaken said:

There's a triple GoPro, Lover's Package, Ford Truck Emporium NIL promo for Eastside Catholic PSAs, but it's not coming to me yet.

I know one poster who has a used purple dildo

@StLouisDawg

I treat ‘em like my horses. Rode hard and put away wet.

And my idea is for some realty trust that wants to look environmentally friendly to establish the Ty Willingham honorary spokesman. For the least developed senior that stayed closest to his pristine, old pre-husky program form.

MikeDamone

Imagine wanting an autograph of a 19 year old

1to392831weretaken

MikeDamone said:

Imagine wanting an autograph of a 19 year old

RoadDawg55

1to392831weretaken said:

MikeDamone said:

Imagine wanting an autograph of a 19 year old

I’ve always thought the autograph craze was fucking stupid.

dirtysouwfdawg

MikeDamone said:

Imagine wanting an autograph of a 19 year old

Agreed.

But you fucks are missing the point. How do I capitalize on basement dwellers who want said autographs and then business owners who want said dwellers at their business…

I knew I’d get a bunch of shit but expected at least a couple of you to enjoy a couple of adult beverages and do better.

I’m surprised that I’m surprised.

Kaepsknee

Pure profit on couch sales. You got that goin for ya. Which is nice.