Bandes Was a Big Husky Catch, Then He Made One

DerekJohnson

https://si.com/college/washington/football/bandes-was-a-big-husky-catch-and-then-he-made-one

Swaye

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Thanks Taft!

1to392831weretaken

I thought this would be about him catching the 'vid.

GreenRiverGatorz

Imagine writing an article about a backup defensive tackle fielding a punt in spring ball four months ago.

BleachedAnusDawg

I thought this would be about him catching brown trout on the Stillaguamish (or whatever the hell river it was) with Pumpy.

dnc

Wait, this isn't about him catching a fish toss at Pike Place Market?

FireCohen

Swaye said:

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

dirtysouwfdawg

FireCohen said:

Swaye said:

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.

CuntWaffle

Swaye said:

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

pics?

DerekJohnson

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Imagine writing an article about a backup defensive tackle fielding a punt in spring ball four months ago.

Not even Stan Emptrrmanan ever fielded a punt in spring ball.

dnc

BleachedAnusDawg said:

I thought this would be about him catching brown trout on the Stillaguamish (or whatever the hell river it was) with Pumpy.

BANNY!

dannarc

dirtysouwfdawg said:

FireCohen said:

Swaye said:

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.

It's like having 5 hot chicks rolled into one

dirtysouwfdawg

dannarc said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

FireCohen said:

Swaye said:

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.

It's like having 5 hot chicks rolled into one

I’ll try and remind myself that next time.

FireCohen

dirtysouwfdawg said:

FireCohen said:

Swaye said:

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.

Are you planning on selling her couch?

dirtysouwfdawg

FireCohen said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

FireCohen said:

Swaye said:

Thought this would be a story about him marrying a fat chick.

@dirtysouwfdawg

Seriously hilarious but fuck you.

She was skinny when I started fucking her. Actually didn’t marry her until last yr when I researched the cost of alimony and child support. Till death do us part or some shit.

Are you planning on selling her couch?

Hers, mine, whatever.