Question about our current coaching staff

CuntWaffle

Do these guys have the balls to hand over paper bags full of money in public to land 2* in state recruits? Also they seem way to serious in their interviews, the kids need to have fun!!!1

EsophagealFeces

How bad did Sark fuck up in state that he had to resort to trying to buy Andrew Fucking Basham? You know your fence is fucked at that point. I'd never thought of this until 30 seconds ago.

CuntWaffle

Nit picking at this point but it's nice to see a head coach who doesn't have to always wear baggy black windbreakers to dumb down how much of a sloppy fatass he is.

Dardanus

The new head coach concerns me. He looks skinny and in shape. He must be spending too much time at the gym instead of looking for tacos on the recruiting trail. He should also be talking to Yogi for FREE PUB!

He is also a little rude when denying requests for insider access after 23 times.

Needs to get his priorities straight is what I'm hearing.

RoadDawg55

I'm obviously excited Sark is gone, but this is a the very bottom of things to criticize him about.

They didn't pay to get Basham (that we know of). They paid to try and get him eligible, and looking at our DT depth after Shelton, it wasn't a bad move. It's unfortunate they were caught, but I would imagine many programs do shit like this. This board went full doogman thinking any penalties were going to come of this or that Sark would get in hot water.

TierbsHsotBoobs

RoadDawg55 said:

I'm obviously excited Sark is gone, but this is a the very bottom of things to criticize him about.

They didn't pay to get Basham (that we know of). They paid to try and get him eligible, and looking at our DT depth after Shelton, it wasn't a bad move. It's unfortunate they were caught, but I would imagine many programs do shit like this. This board went full doogman thinking any penalties were going to come of this or that Sark would get in hot water.

Some of you need to learn the difference.

[Deleted User]

Until Petermen has a twitter I'm worried he can't connect with our edgy players.

Don't go twisting my words and saying I don't support Peetamus.

LouieLouie

RoadDawg55 said:

I'm obviously excited Sark is gone, but this is a the very bottom of things to criticize him about.

They didn't pay to get Basham (that we know of). They paid to try and get him eligible, and looking at our DT depth after Shelton, it wasn't a bad move. It's unfortunate they were caught, but I would imagine many programs do shit like this. This board went full doogman thinking any penalties were going to come of this or that Sark would get in hot water.

Violations Superiority Guy

DugtheDoog

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Until Petermen has a twitter I'm worried he can't connect with our edgy players.

Don't go twisting my words and saying I don't support Peetamus.

There are a lot of twisters around here. At least that's what I've been hearing. Learn the fucking difference.