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  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,510 Founders Club
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,556
    edited July 2021
    Looking forward to the "You mad bro?!" mugshot memes.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,947 Founders Club
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,947 Founders Club
    Domestic calls suck. And are dangerous

    Jail is mandatory now until everyone cools off
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,739
    I can understand acting like that under stress but this ain't the profession for you if you do.

    Sell that couch.
  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    My dude slammed 2 bottles allegedly. That is next level hardcore alcoholic you have problems type of shit. Even @Swaye thinks Sherm is an alcy.
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,031 Standard Supporter
    edited July 2021
    Last year I sadly had to make a 911 call and I remember the operator had a similar tone. What’s worse is this was at the start of the pandemic and they kept asking about COVID symptoms before even inquiring about the address. I naturally got upset and the woman snapped at me “you need to calm down”.

    I can’t imagine how stressful that job must be, and I bet their training and pay are shit. So I can understand why they sound this way.

    ATBS (JBS) this operator could’ve done better.
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,031 Standard Supporter

    Last year I sadly had to make a 911 call and I remember the operator had a similar tone. What’s worse is this was at the start of the pandemic and they kept asking about COVID symptoms before even inquiring about the address. I naturally got upset and the woman snapped at me “you need to calm down”.

    I can’t imagine how stressful that job must be, and I bet their training and pay are shit. So I can understand why they sound this way.

    ATBS (JBS) this operator could’ve done better.

    The scene:




    Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

    DDJ: "I need help! Please send officers! Oh God, oh God, I thought he would stop now that he has a wife and ki--"

    Operator: "Ma'am! You need to calm down and let me take your information."

    DDJ: "I'm trying to--I'm scared an--"

    Operator: "MA'AM! Calm down and tell me your address and the nature of your emergency."

    DDJ: "He's had two bottles of firewater, and he's talking about fighting my boyfriend at the 7-11 on Aurora!"

    Operator: "He's fighting at the 7-11 on Aurora or he's talking about it? Those are two different things. Is there a weapon?"

    DDJ: "There's no weapon, just some illegal fireworks. He threatened to come out of the bushes and jump off the Aurora bridge if I didn't show him my tits and then said they'd better be properly tatted up! He just said he needs a quarterback with an arm cannon and huge balls like Jack Lockner!"

    Operator: "An arm cannon? So there is a weapon?"

    DDJ: "There's not a weapon! Send officers now! He's--"

    Operator: "I'm trying to send officers, Ma'am, but you're making it difficult for me to do my job."

    DDJ: "--He just got on a magical horse! He's trying to leave, but I have the gate of the chateau closed."

    Operator: "The gate?"

    DDJ: "Look, bitch, it's @Swaye! It's @Swaye, and he's back in my bushes! Please send officers NOW before he starts asking me if I have 'daddy issues' and leaves his nasty cigar butts everywhere!"
    😅 Wow! That’s practically verbatim.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    dnc said:

    I can understand acting like that under stress but this ain't the profession for you if you do.

    Sell that couch.
    Disagree. Hold music would be worse.
  • AOGAOG Member Posts: 1,823
    Sherman's hangover
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,556
    edited July 2021
    Had his guns taken away by a judge in February, so this has been brewing for some time. He seems to be on a path toward self-destruction.
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