Boating with Jimmy or motorboating Mario?

dnc

https://twitter.com/rivalsmike/status/1412976841162383366?s=20

Dem titties are a force to be reckoned with.

bananasnblondes

Those guys should be working smarter rather than working harder. Jimmy knows that recruiting is what assistant coaches are for.

AtomicDawg

bananasnblondes said:

Those guys should be working smarter rather than working harder. Jimmy knows that recruiting is what assistant coaches are for.

Will and Terrence holding it down.

dirtysouwfdawg

Motorboating christoballz wife.

Canadawg

If you rank the coaches by quality or by weight it's the same

sinceredawg

Canadawg said:

If you rank the coaches by quality or by weight it's the same

Unfair. Saban should get a cocaine handicap.

HuskyJW

Based on what metric?

RatherBeBrewing

HuskyJW said:

Based on what metric?

I’ll venture a few guesses.

1. Formula biased against former OL: [Moobs volume/avg commit rating x 1(10 year average for school)] + 5-star(x)
2. Mike Farrell’s subjective personal opinion as Rivals’ director of recruiting.
3.

Emoterman

It fascinates and amuses me how much @David hates @RatherBeBrewing ... almost without fail, perhaps the bored's most technically gifted writer's posts will have that angry little fuck off puppy on them. And I have no idea the genesis of the animus! And maybe it's better that way!

PurpleThrobber

dirtysouwfdawg said:

Motorboating christoballz wife.

YKW

whatshouldicareabout

dnc said:

https://twitter.com/rivalsmike/status/1412976841162383366?s=20

Dem titties are a force to be reckoned with.

I consider Mario to be the best recruiter in America. Other dudes on that list play for national championships whereas Mario gets kids to commit to teams that lose to OSU and winless Cal

HuskyJW

RatherBeBrewing said:

HuskyJW said:

Based on what metric?

I’ll venture a few guesses.

1. Formula biased against former OL: [Moobs volume/avg commit rating x 1(10 year average for school)] + 5-star(x)
2. Mike Farrell’s subjective personal opinion as Rivals’ director of recruiting.
3.

#scoducks

RatherBeBrewing

Emoterman said:

It fascinates and amuses me how much @David hates @RatherBeBrewing ... almost without fail, perhaps the bored's most technically gifted writer's posts will have that angry little fuck off puppy on them. And I have no idea the genesis of the animus! And maybe it's better that way!

Davey has my full blessing. I explicitly told him if it helps him with easing the psycho-sexual trauma he’s suffered through, even in the tiniest way, that he’s encouraged to tell me to fuck off.

godawgst

So relieved that on Doogman/twitter that recruiting talent doesn't matter, or I might be concerned that 4 of the 6 best teams in America are ones with the best recruiters as HC's