Happy 4th Jack-Offs

dirtysouwfdawg

As many of you become inebriated, burn the burgers, offend the in-laws, whiz a bottle rocket by your nephews ear, and curse to the heavens while in the fetal position when jtt commits else where; I want to wish you all a shitty 4th.

Swaye

Live shot from my back yard:

PurpleThrobber

Is that Happy Fourth, Jack-offs?

Or Happy Fourth Jack-offs? And why all the hate for the first three jack-offs?

chuck

Swaye said:

Live shot from my back yard:

Jesus. We used to have Roman candle fights and never understood why we got in trouble for it.

DerekJohnson

chuck said:

Swaye said:

Live shot from my back yard:

Jesus. We used to have Roman candle fights and never understood why we got in trouble for it.

ChuckHIV!

DerekJohnson

dirtysouwfdawg said:

As many of you become inebriated, burn the burgers, offend the in-laws, whiz a bottle rocket by your nephews ear, and curse to the heavens while in the fetal position when jtt commits else where; I want to wish you all a shitty 4th.

You should be working for Hallmark.

Quietcowskee

dirtysouwfdawg

Best part of the day, aside from lighting $350 of fireworks in about 30 mins…

After blowing shit up the kiddos want a dance party so living room is dark with black lights. Wondering what kind of crazy firework is so bright it’s a constant glow. Look outside to see some of the big shit by the mail box caught fire and was burning about about 2 1/2 feet high. Would’ve snapped a pic but TOF was freaking out saying it was going to catch the house on fire. Considering this was on the walkway and a good 40 feet from the house I figured we were ok.

Missed photo op. It was truly tons of fun.

1to392831weretaken

The first three jackoffs we're consensual.

Emoterman