Brace Yourselves

pawz

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/07/02/mortgage-servicers-brace-for-fallout-as-covid-bailout-comes-to-an-end.html

doogie

I had a neighbor move out yesterday after not paying rent for over a year. I figured something was up when about 20 non- engrish speaking Mexicans showed up with two uhauls and moved their entire Marijuana growing operation in about half a day.

I hadn’t spoken to her in over a year, noticed what was happening and asked, “movin out?”

>> yeah. Got evicted.

- I thought there was a moratorium on that?

>>. Yeah, well...

- was it the “other”?

>> yeah, how did you know?

- I could always tell when you were ready for harvest...

>> (terrified) Really? How????

- it’s Pot. It stinks.

>> but we used air scrubbers!

- and now, you’re moving. But hey, your secret’s safe with me.

>> oh good. THANKS!

- Good Luck the rest of the way!

>> yeah, you too!

BleachedAnusDawg

The only people who can't smell pot are those who marinate in it all day. I can smell that stuff from a mile away.