There is an @FauxSark on Twitter

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Public Service Announcement for the bored.


I like teriyaki

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

You take that back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!

DerekIsKim said:

I prefer Shasta cola myself. It's a cola that drinks like a cab

Dardanus

What a cool day to be on Twitter, man.

[Deleted User]

Is this the same faux Sark that almost won Boobs Doog of the Week? Whoever was running that account needs to let a half brain take it over.

TierbsHsotBoobs

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Is this the same faux Sark that almost won Boobs Doog of the Week? Whoever was running that account needs to let a half brain take it over.

That was FireSark.

[Deleted User]

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Is this the same faux Sark that almost won Boobs Doog of the Week? Whoever was running that account needs to let a half brain take it over.

That was FireSark.

It's as if I need to learn the difference.

unfrozencaveman

DerekIsKim said:

I prefer Shasta cola myself. It's a cola that drinks like a cab

Disagree - you're gonna want to go w/ Cragmont (RIP), Safeway's private label back in the day

"The Skipper" was a knock off version of Dr Pepper and highly drinkable

RaccoonHarry

DerekIsKim said:

I prefer Shasta cola myself. It's a cola that drinks like a cab

"It hasta be Shasta". Am I dating myself?