Shaking Hands

pawz

Two days in a row now, I've shaken hands as a normal course of business.

It's been a long fucking tim.

It's what men are supposed to do.


@TheKobeStopper

WestlinnDuck

Been shaking hands and giving hugs for months if the other party is amenable or hot. But I agree, things are loosening up and I'm getting people putting their hand out first rather than recoiling in horror as I try to kill them with an outreached hand.

MikeDamone

I’ve always hated shaking hands. Mostly because I hate people and touching their slimy cold hand the probably just jerked off with.

PurpleThrobber

Have you chosen what stack of cordwood you'd like your body to be placed?

CaptainPJ

MikeDamone said:

I’ve always hated shaking hands. Mostly because people are cunts and touching their slimy cold hand the probably just jerked off with.

pawz

MikeDamone said:

I’ve always hated shaking hands. Mostly because I hate people and touching their slimy cold hand the probably just jerked off with.

I was lead to believe friction creates heat.

@physicsdawg true?

SFGbob

MikeDamone said:

I’ve always hated shaking hands. Mostly because I hate people and touching their slimy cold hand the probably just jerked off with.

You’re projecting again.

georgiaduck

We just had 70+ folks in our house yesterday for our daughter's high school grad party. No masks, lots of folks hugging, it was a great way to end her senior year. Of course the Dad's drank all of my Oban in about 18 minutes- but, whatareyagonnado?

Kaepsknee

georgiaduck said:

We just had 70+ folks in our house yesterday for our daughter's high school grad party. No masks, lots of folks hugging, it was a great way to end her senior year. Of course the Dad's drank all of my Oban in about 18 minutes- but, whatareyagonnado?

YKW

MikeDamone

SFGbob said:

MikeDamone said:

I’ve always hated shaking hands. Mostly because I hate people and touching their slimy cold hand the probably just jerked off with.

You’re projecting again.

You don’t want to touch my hands. I don’t wash them.

Sledog

I do it all the time here! I was just at a store in town. Big sign out front saying "face mask required for entry". Wasn't there last week. I ignored it and went in as usual. One person in the store had a mask on, none of the employees did.

MikeDamone

Sledog said:

I do it all the time here! I was just at a store in town. Big sign out front saying "face mask required for entry". Wasn't there last week. I ignored it and went in as usual. One person in the store had a mask on, none of the employees did.

You obviously don’t live in the PNW

Sledog

MikeDamone said:

Sledog said:

I do it all the time here! I was just at a store in town. Big sign out front saying "face mask required for entry". Wasn't there last week. I ignored it and went in as usual. One person in the store had a mask on, none of the employees did.

You obviously don’t live in the PNW

I live in America.

MikeDamone

Sledog said:

MikeDamone said:

Sledog said:

I do it all the time here! I was just at a store in town. Big sign out front saying "face mask required for entry". Wasn't there last week. I ignored it and went in as usual. One person in the store had a mask on, none of the employees did.

You obviously don’t live in the PNW

I live in America.

Not the America I live in. People’s Republic of Washington

Sledog

Idaho. We said fuck off!

PurpleThrobber

Sledog said:

Idaho. We said fuck off!

@YellowSnow says Idaho isn't in the Northwest.

SFGbob

MikeDamone said:

SFGbob said:

MikeDamone said:

I’ve always hated shaking hands. Mostly because I hate people and touching their slimy cold hand the probably just jerked off with.

You’re projecting again.

You don’t want to touch my hands. I don’t wash them.

And now I know what you've been doing with them all day.

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

Sledog said:

Idaho. We said fuck off!

@YellowSnow says Idaho isn't in the Northwest.

Lies Throbber. Lies. I said Idaho wasn't in the Pac 12 as it related to my Pac 12 North Beer Pole. I did say Idaho was in the Northwest but just barely. It's a tweener state.

TheKobeStopper

Sounds gay.

LebamDawg

well if anyone knows gay, the right person responded

MikeDamone

TheKobeStopper said:

Sounds gay.

You do.