A riddle

MikeDamone

You’re a white owner of a store. A black guy and a white guy walk in at the exact same time. Who do you help first?

Doogles

If you help the black guy first, you're hovering and racist.

If you help the white guy first, you're neglecting and racist.


Basically if you own a store you're racist.

RaceBannon

Ownership is racism. Checks out

WestlinnDuck

George Floyd (alive) or John Kerry?

MikeDamone

Doogles said:

If you help the black guy first, you're hovering and racist.

If you help the white guy first, you're neglecting and racist.


Basically if you own a store you're racist.

You’ve heard that one before.... not quite though. Why hover the black guy?

RoadTrip

MikeDamone said:

You’re a white owner of a store. A black guy and a white guy walk in at the exact same time. Who do you help first?

The one who asks you first.

MikeDamone

RoadTrip said:

MikeDamone said:

You’re a white owner of a store. A black guy and a white guy walk in at the exact same time. Who do you help first?

The one who asks you first.

They stay silent

PurpleThrobber

MikeDamone said:

RoadTrip said:

MikeDamone said:

You’re a white owner of a store. A black guy and a white guy walk in at the exact same time. Who do you help first?

The one who asks you first.

They stay silent

They're Shill Corona Bros?!?

UWerentThereMan

Is the white guy TKS?

LoneStarDawg

Good study guide

https://youtu.be/8Zy6DQoRYQw

JoeEDangerously

Ask who’s first and let them fight it out

Pitchfork51

Help the Muslim in the corner

Fenderbender123

Trick question...the white guy is wearing a hijab, signaling that he may be a transgender Muslim.

Goduckies

The one that looks lost

Kaepsknee

Umm. Whoever was first in line???

MikeDamone

Help the black guy first and you’re doing it so he doesn’t steal from you while you’re helping the white guy. So that’s racist. Help the white guy first and you’re doing it because you believe whites should be served first. That’s racist.

CRT in one easy lesson.

DerekJohnson

MikeDamone said:

You’re a white owner of a store. A black guy and a white guy walk in at the exact same time. Who do you help first?

You tell both of them to LEAVE!

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

You’re a white owner of a store. A black guy and a white guy walk in at the exact same time. Who do you help first?

You tell both of them to LEAVE!

That’s not good for business. White people are business owners and greedy capitalist. Ask BLM.

Southerndawg

MikeDamone said:

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

You’re a white owner of a store. A black guy and a white guy walk in at the exact same time. Who do you help first?

You tell both of them to LEAVE!

That’s not good for business. White people are business owners and greedy capitalist. Ask BLM.

Sell them both something and then tell them both to LEAVE!!!!

doogie

Are either of the “shoppers” shirtless, shoeless, unshaven and smell like piss?