We need a general tweet of the day thread

46XiJCAB

So workplace is out? I did not realize Walmart bought 82% of Flipkart for $16B.

PurpleThrobber

https://twitter.com/super70ssports/status/1499569212347535376

Sledog

Mad Dog 20/20! The choice of true connoisseurs everywhere!

TurdBomber

PurpleThrobber said:

WestlinnDuck said:

TurdBomber said:

RaceBannon said:

Big dick quarterback

http://twitter.com/royalpratt/status/1499367993888972800?t=leFrQNlGYzYwWoqHf7hizQ&s=19

A lawsuit over being yelled at seems soft

Slam dunk fraud case, though. No way her dick is the biggest in Chicago.

I think she meant to say the she was the biggest dick in Chicago.

Don't fuck with the Irish/Italian/Pole mafia in Chicago. Surefire loser strategy.

And bring a real dick to a cock fight, not a silicone dildo, BeetleJuice.

LoneStarDawg

We are an evolved people

https://twitter.com/MaajidNawaz/status/1499638839807287299?s=20&t=E_7T55GSaUirp3jIYuxVwg

LoneStarDawg

rodmansrage

picalogestabo said:

'why isnt sally here today?'

'she's on the rag'

'great! looking forward to getting shit done this week'


seems like a win/win imo.

huskyhooligan

picalogestabo said:

PurpleThrobber

LebamDawg

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1499812410814832642