We need a general tweet of the day thread

LoneStarDawg

To address climate change we’re going to need to crack some eggs

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1511816180746530821?s=20&t=m_RT1FGHvIuDKiY1UhNvGw

RaceBannon

I trust that the bank accounts have been frozen and social media is being scoured to arrest folks

http://twitter.com/guardian/status/1512465865274445833?t=4fc0WejbqazgJF00ZvUYIw&s=19

Kaepsknee

Pitchfork51 said:

LoneStarDawg said:

“Rather be first than right” experts heard from

https://twitter.com/camilapress/status/1511826552090157058?s=20&t=15ozplwy9jx1gEn7cC4C8Q

why do hot chicks do their best to look ugly

Ummm. You may want to do a cup check on that one.

Kaepsknee

46XiJCAB said:

LoneStarDawg said:

Victimhood epidemic continues

If only she’d have been a gender studies major.

She’s hiding behind her sign for a reason. No chance at a sugar daddy and probably can eat corncob through a picket fence, so sucking dick for cash is out as well.

LoneStarDawg

Tim Kennedy with the Friday redpill

https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/1512538881274621952?s=20&t=Ci6Z_WBKJfLDHt-YC6fE6A

LoneStarDawg

The worst kept secret in DC

https://twitter.com/newsmax/status/1512547137472524290?s=20&t=MWpdSnGNUWOUp9tBH1yi4A

PurpleThrobber

https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/status/1512440891222511616

PurpleThrobber

https://twitter.com/texas_ranger724/status/1512627657120301067

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/1512271150705000455?s=20&t=ykxawiA-U2U2n3nwjhmHpg

The replies - but Tennessee! Why do you care?

It's your kids

UW_Doog_Bot

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/1512271150705000455?s=20&t=ykxawiA-U2U2n3nwjhmHpg

The replies - but Tennessee! Why do you care?

It's your kids

"Why are you fixated on kids gender???"

PurpleThrobber

https://twitter.com/myluv4robsten/status/1512532692729929732

You guys* vote for this shit.

LebamDawg

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1512785529712123906

PurpleThrobber

https://twitter.com/lgbtrumpusa/status/1512850200762757133

Sledog

https://twitter.com/ASoftstar/status/1512616195412803585?t=nk7O5YGq7xLOyFSE8wM4aw&s=19

46XiJCAB

Sledog said:

https://twitter.com/ASoftstar/status/1512616195412803585?t=nk7O5YGq7xLOyFSE8wM4aw&s=19

Legend.

PurpleThrobber

https://twitter.com/realcandaceo/status/1512929165938413570

Fire_Marshall_Bill

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1512966135423066116?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1512966135423066116%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.outkick.com%2Felon-musk-throws-jabs-twitter-celebs-including-obama-taylor-swift-and-ronaldo%2F

PurpleThrobber

https://twitter.com/michaelemann/status/1512896708702875651

If you’re bitching about what tv channel is on in a hotel fitness center, most certainly you have solved every other problem facing mankind to get down to this minutia of give-a-fuck

UW_Doog_Bot

PurpleThrobber said:

https://twitter.com/michaelemann/status/1512896708702875651

If you’re bitching about what tv channel is on in a hotel fitness center, most certainly you have solved every other problem facing mankind to get down to this minutia of give-a-fuck

Meanwhile, CNN is on 24/7 in most publicly funded airports...

TurdBomber

Sledog said:

https://twitter.com/ASoftstar/status/1512616195412803585?t=nk7O5YGq7xLOyFSE8wM4aw&s=19

Heard that joke last summer, told to me by a rode-hard-put-away-wet waitress in Juneau