Anyone See What The Dutch Speed Skating Coach Said?

Mosster47

If Dan Jansen could corner better than a Scion the US would have dominated both the men and women side of speed skating in the 80's.

This is like people being upset Canada is the superior hockey country. It's basic fucking math they are the best. They are a 1st world country with hockey as their #1 sport which makes them the only country able to financially match their interest. The sad part is the bulk of their players play/train in America.

The rest of the world likes to scoff at the way we handle certain Olympic events and the World Cup, but if we really started caring those things would be obliterated.

IrishDawg22

Eric Heiden's silence in this thread speaks volumes.

oregonblitzkrieg

They still have one of the world's coolest cities, Amsterdam.

dflea

Mosster47 said:

If Dan Jansen could corner better than a Scion the US would have dominated both the men and women side of speed skating in the 80's.

This is like people being upset Canada is the superior hockey country. It's basic fucking math they are the best. They are a 1st world country with hockey as their #1 sport which makes them the only country able to financially match their interest. The sad part is the bulk of their players play/train in America.

The rest of the world likes to scoff at the way we handle certain Olympic events and the World Cup, but if we really started caring those things would be obliterated.

a Scion.........lol

Agree.

bananasnblondes

Its the Dutch speed skating coach. Who gives a fuck? We're not doing ourselves any favors in the pussy department by getting our panties all in a bunch up inside our chafed vaginas about this

RoadDawg55

bananasnblondes said:

Its the Dutch speed skating coach. Who gives a fuck? We're not doing ourselves any favors in the pussy department by getting our panties all in a bunch up inside our chafed vaginas about this

I doubt anyone is actually upset. What's wrong with making fun of a cunty Dutchman?

PostGameOrangeSlices

bananasnblondes said:

Its the Dutch speed skating coach. Who gives a fuck? We're not doing ourselves any favors in the pussy department by getting our panties all in a bunch up inside our chafed vaginas about this

Youre better than this. Dumbasses tend to get mocked on this site, and mocking them is what you specialize in

creepycoug

CheersWestDawg said:

Fuck that guy.

USA wastes all their talent on football? Don't forget basketball and baseball. And then we still win more medals than every other country.

Next.

Here's our bingo.

Tiny little detail everyone else left out: we do, in fact, APPLY, our talents to these superior sports and we STILL out medal the countries that produce these very fucktards giving these interviews.

So what was his point again? Just how good do we have to be at EVERYTHING before dumb fucks like him are doused in gasoline and lit up?

Fuck. I could see, MAYBE, listening to a little shit from Canada, for maybe 20 seconds before lighting them up, but the Nederlands? Fuck, no. Time, Waste of.

Tailgater

RoadDawg55 said:

USA wastes all their talent in football. He called it a dumb, vicious sport. I'd like to douse his wooden shoes in gasoline before lighting a match.

Some Dutch kids come all the way from the Netherlands to Boise to play American tackle football because rugby doesn't satisfy their need for full contact. It sounds like someone is a bit envious because Dutch ice isn't Butch enough for the manly sports. What more should anyone expect from an Olympic sport where American participants rely on their pantyhose having the least coefficient of friction on ice.

PurpleJ

The coach in question is actually a Swede.

I've always maintained that the Swedes are soft (hot women, though).