UW Football Players: Not Great Hips Edition

whatshouldicareabout

World-Leading Great Hips Evaluators, sometimes called by their less common name "NFL scouts", have commented on the hips of two Washington legends, ASJ and Bishop Sankey. While TBS gurus evaluated both as "superb athletes with great hips", the truth and weakness of their game was recently revealed in their scouting reports. Shockingly, Jood has the scoop:

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/huskyfootball/2014/02/17/scouting-bishop-sankey-and-austin-seferian-jenkins/

Notables:
ASJ: "Tight hips."
Sankey: "Shows some hip tightness."

With the uncomfortable truth out there and no longer undeniable, who do we blame? The TBS gurus who lie about the hips of teenagers or Sark for not stressing the importance of great hips while at UW?

chuck

PLSS is the only person I know who is truly qualified to evaluate teen boy hips. Peterman made a big mistake not approaching him about joining the staff.

allpurpleallgold

I think I'll trust the recruiting experts that have been stalking these boys since they we're preteens.

puppylove_sugarsteel

allpurpleallgold said:

I think I'll trust the recruiting experts that have been stalking these boys since they we're preteens.

I've been a recruiting guru long before any of these fucks. Recruiting is an important part of the game. Why do the Dinglebury ies here pretend not to follow it? The biggest TBS' are the same ones that criticize others for being a TBS. Fucking hypocrisy knows no bounds round heeya!

dnc

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

allpurpleallgold said:

I think I'll trust the recruiting experts that have been stalking these boys since they we're preteens.

I've been a recruiting guru long before any of these fucks. Recruiting is an important part of the game. Why do the Dinglebury ies here pretend not to follow it? The biggest TBS' are the same ones that criticize others for being a TBS. Fucking hypocrisy knows no bounds round heeya!

If I like my hypocrisy can I keep it?

RoadDawg55

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.

chuck

RoadDawg55 said:

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Seriously feel that PLSS needs to weigh in on this one. I'm not fucking around either. He seems to know something about this eval criteria so I'd love to have his take.

I don't look at hips, and I'm not sure exactly what they do for a football player. I imagine that they assist with cutting, twisting, balance, and the strength required to recover or fight for extra yards when a force acts on you and sends your upper and lower body in opposite directions. These are things I think of when I visualize Sankey's running...things that he's exceptional at.

Maybe I've been watching a different running back.

greenblood

My favorite is when they talk about some quarterbacks having small hands.

dnc

greenblood said:

My favorite is when they talk about some quarterbacks having small hands.

Did you know Dave Krieg had small hands? He also went to to now defunct Milton College.

Also, Quincy Pondexter's father was a prison guard and Isaiah Thomas got his name because his dad lost a bet.

#ThingsTheMediaNeverMentioned

[Deleted User]

dnc said:

greenblood said:

My favorite is when they talk about some quarterbacks having small hands.

Did you know Dave Krieg had small hands? He also went to to now defunct Milton College.

Also, Quincy Pondexter's father was a prison guard and Isaiah Thomas got his name because his dad lost a bet.

#ThingsTheMediaNeverMentioned

Did you know Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?

greenblood

NFL draft talk........the Chris Hansen edition.

[Deleted User]

I want to know if Sankey and ASJ if they go to the shower or the fridge first thing in the morning?

I swear I'm not a chimo even though I stalk teen boys for a living and totally look like one.

dnc

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I want to know if Sankey and ASJ if they go to the shower or the fridge first thing in the morning?

I swear I'm not a chimo even though I stalk teen boys for a living and totally look like one.

no chimo?

Global

ASJ has soft hands. At least that was the rumor in the sororities.

Sankey has great peripheral vision. At least that was the rumor at WSU.

Dardanus

RoadDawg55 said:

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.

dnc

Dardanus said:

RoadDawg55 said:

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

Dardanus

dnc said:

Dardanus said:

RoadDawg55 said:

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes.

dnc

Dardanus said:

dnc said:

Dardanus said:

RoadDawg55 said:

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes.

Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.

RoadDawg55

Dardanus said:

RoadDawg55 said:

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.

Sankey and ASJ should ask @Jesus Christ to let Chubbs down from heaven to work on their hips before the combine.

[Deleted User]

Dardanus said:

RoadDawg55 said:

What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.

Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.

Those two guys are way too old for Kimmy, F3 and Eklund. Those pervs like em young.

Seriously though does Sankey go to the shower or fridge in the morning?