Uhhh, welcome to Hardcore Husky! Just be careful what @Doog_de_Jour puts in your drink.
Or don't.
You do you.
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Emma Stone isn't bombshell hot, but she is what I'd call attainable hot. Looks plus personality make her seem super relatable and approachable, even giving schmucks like me the inclination of "if we just met, I know we'd hit it off." That whole personality thing, though I admit, suuuuuuper gay (tee hee), pushes her up the scale for a lot dudes, and apparently chicks. Even though in person she's probably way hotter (this has been my experience with people on TV) and you only have a shot with Jeff Bezos money.
Also she's like a less hot but solid head on her shoulders Lindsey Lohan. Peak Lohan was so hot. Then the crazy happened, which supports my previous point. Like, I wouldn't hit that with your dick.
Emma is one of my Favourites (swidt). Cute as a button, great actor. For some comically bad casting in a terrible movie though, her as a hapa pake in Aloha. That movie has stuck with me for audacious awfulness.
I once cut pineapple for Kerry Washington. They had to be a certain dimension so I’m pretty sure she’s a diva. I didn’t end up seeing her the next day so I can’t comment if she’s nothing special like @BearsWiin.
I once cut pineapple for Kerry Washington. They had to be a certain dimension so I’m pretty sure she’s a diva. I didn’t end up seeing her the next day so I can’t comment if she’s nothing special like @BearsWiin.
I once cut pineapple for Kerry Washington. They had to be a certain dimension so I’m pretty sure she’s a diva. I didn’t end up seeing her the next day so I can’t comment if she’s nothing special like @BearsWiin.
To be fair
Pineapple slices must be a certain dimension. Too small and it just makes your hands sticky. Too large and you're the idiot with pineapple on your face
I once cut pineapple for Kerry Washington. They had to be a certain dimension so I’m pretty sure she’s a diva. I didn’t end up seeing her the next day so I can’t comment if she’s nothing special like @BearsWiin.
I once cut pineapple for Kerry Washington. They had to be a certain dimension so I’m pretty sure she’s a diva. I didn’t end up seeing her the next day so I can’t comment if she’s nothing special like @BearsWiin.
To be fair
Pineapple slices must be a certain dimension. Too small and it just makes your hands sticky. Too large and you're the idiot with pineapple on your face
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Uhhh, welcome to Hardcore Husky! Just be careful what @Doog_de_Jour puts in your drink.
Or don't.
You do you.
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Emma Stone isn't bombshell hot, but she is what I'd call attainable hot. Looks plus personality make her seem super relatable and approachable, even giving schmucks like me the inclination of "if we just met, I know we'd hit it off." That whole personality thing, though I admit, suuuuuuper gay (tee hee), pushes her up the scale for a lot dudes, and apparently chicks. Even though in person she's probably way hotter (this has been my experience with people on TV) and you only have a shot with Jeff Bezos money.
Also she's like a less hot but solid head on her shoulders Lindsey Lohan. Peak Lohan was so hot. Then the crazy happened, which supports my previous point. Like, I wouldn't hit that with your dick.
Pineapple slices must be a certain dimension. Too small and it just makes your hands sticky. Too large and you're the idiot with pineapple on your face
Wait...what?!?