Yeah, not much of a pitch for Shark Tank. "So, all our free cash flow goes to the unionized workers and woke causes? And so, how do I make a return on my investment?"
Also, the bank isn't going to be very impressed. Need a lot of people like Kobe that want to put their money in a pillow and then set it on fire.
Yeah, not much of a pitch for Shark Tank. "So, all our free cash flow goes to the unionized workers and woke causes? And so, how do I make a return on my investment?"
Also, the bank isn't going to be very impressed. Need a lot of people like Kobe that want to put their money in a pillow and then set it on fire.
You definitely aren’t taking a company like this public and if you do you are relying on other people with similar viewpoints to bid up the stock
Instead, what you’re more likely to do is pledge whatever % of profits to your favorite social causes while skimming the profits off the top in terms of management salaries, consulting contracts, etc to ensure you get the return you need as a primary investor
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I don’t blame him though. It’s a hell of a lot easier giving hate speeches and getting money from people like Kobe, than an actually working.
Also, the bank isn't going to be very impressed. Need a lot of people like Kobe that want to put their money in a pillow and then set it on fire.
Kobe’s oppressive white ancestors on Mercer Island
(Read that like Thurston Howell the third)
Bummer. Kobe was looking forward to the commercials.
You're awesome!
Instead, what you’re more likely to do is pledge whatever % of profits to your favorite social causes while skimming the profits off the top in terms of management salaries, consulting contracts, etc to ensure you get the return you need as a primary investor
not as amusing as you making 9,808 variations of the same fucking stupid post