Ben Roberts, 2022 4* DT, (East HS), UT (probably oreGONE)
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Nothing to see here. He hasn't updated his Twitter yet. $10.95!insinceredawg said:Fatters did a deep journalistic investigation into this and says we have nothing to worry about. $10.95 please
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So here's Oregon's pitch:
Get to be best buds with fat tub of goo and fellow UW decommit Sir Smells
Cash for loser dad
Chance to drive around Eugene and shoot people in the face with bb guns
Get a hug from Mario!
Flex Fridays.
I mean, that sounds pretty good.
What does Jimmy have? -
a fat tub of goo.hardhat said:So here's Oregon's pitch:
Get to be best buds with fat tub of goo and fellow UW decommit Sir Smells
Cash for loser dad
Chance to drive around Eugene and shoot people in the face with bb guns
Get a hug from Mario!
Flex Fridays.
I mean, that sounds pretty good.
What does Jimmy have?
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The best way to know if UW has an OKG and OKF in their grasp:hardhat said:So here's Oregon's pitch:
Get to be best buds with fat tub of goo and fellow UW decommit Sir Smells
Cash for loser dad
Chance to drive around Eugene and shoot people in the face with bb guns
Get a hug from Mario!
Flex Fridays.
I mean, that sounds pretty good.
What does Jimmy have?
1) Recruit first commits to UW
2) Recruits visits Nike U aka temptation lane
3) Wait and see what happens next
IMO better to find out early rather than later -
OKF? We’re? Not using okg anymore. Didn’t you get the memo?lvd said:
The best way to know if UW has an OKG and OKF in their grasp:hardhat said:So here's Oregon's pitch:
Get to be best buds with fat tub of goo and fellow UW decommit Sir Smells
Cash for loser dad
Chance to drive around Eugene and shoot people in the face with bb guns
Get a hug from Mario!
Flex Fridays.
I mean, that sounds pretty good.
What does Jimmy have?
1) Recruit first commits to UW
2) Recruits visits Nike U aka temptation lane
3) Wait and see what happens next
IMO better to find out early rather than later -
haha. OKG is still a convenient acronym/anology for guys that fit in a system. See how much typing was wasted here.dirtysouwfdawg said:
OKF? We’re? Not using okg anymore. Didn’t you get the memo?lvd said:
The best way to know if UW has an OKG and OKF in their grasp:hardhat said:So here's Oregon's pitch:
Get to be best buds with fat tub of goo and fellow UW decommit Sir Smells
Cash for loser dad
Chance to drive around Eugene and shoot people in the face with bb guns
Get a hug from Mario!
Flex Fridays.
I mean, that sounds pretty good.
What does Jimmy have?
1) Recruit first commits to UW
2) Recruits visits Nike U aka temptation lane
3) Wait and see what happens next
IMO better to find out early rather than later -
Jimmy, Jimmy. Looking sharp.Maceothecat said:
a fat tub of goo.hardhat said:So here's Oregon's pitch:
Get to be best buds with fat tub of goo and fellow UW decommit Sir Smells
Cash for loser dad
Chance to drive around Eugene and shoot people in the face with bb guns
Get a hug from Mario!
Flex Fridays.
I mean, that sounds pretty good.
What does Jimmy have? -
Go back to doogmanlvd said:
haha. OKG is still a convenient acronym/anology for guys that fit in a system. See how much typing was wasted here.dirtysouwfdawg said:
OKF? We’re? Not using okg anymore. Didn’t you get the memo?lvd said:
The best way to know if UW has an OKG and OKF in their grasp:hardhat said:So here's Oregon's pitch:
Get to be best buds with fat tub of goo and fellow UW decommit Sir Smells
Cash for loser dad
Chance to drive around Eugene and shoot people in the face with bb guns
Get a hug from Mario!
Flex Fridays.
I mean, that sounds pretty good.
What does Jimmy have?
1) Recruit first commits to UW
2) Recruits visits Nike U aka temptation lane
3) Wait and see what happens next
IMO better to find out early rather than later -
And that offer still stands big guy. I’ll sweeten the deal by throwing in a Chicken and Rice MRE.PapaBrailsford said:
Can confirm no money offered to parents. But I was offered a hummer from a middle-aged-overweight-dude with a nacho fetish. That's got be worth something right?hardhat said:
Not sure we've offered parents money or family members a path to citizenship.FremontTroll said:
You realize that the loser schools for the kids we sign have the same stories right?hardhat said:This will be the third poly athlete that UW has lost because other schools are stalking their family members.
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