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LebamDawg
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How many did you bag?
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It’s nice and sunny at my house today.
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bagged: none
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So were you the young bull that rushed over the fence and fucked one of them or the old bull that moseyed on over and fucked them all?
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Love that one. I don't think thus is the origin of it, but I learned it in the movie Colors.1to392831weretaken said:So were you the young bull that rushed over the fence and fucked one of them or the old bull that moseyed on over and fucked them all?
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I was driving my GF ad dogs up the river yesterday and nearly locked up to stop in front of a herd in the middle of the road.LebamDawg said:
Loser dogs had their windows down but didn't bag a single animal for the family. In fact they didn't acknowledge the elk at all. I said "get em boys". Thought I'd get an amusing growl or bark and the elk would run off.. instead, one dog dove over the back seat into the cargo area and one onto the floor, both fetching balls they had been chewing on. The elk just parted themselves so I could drive through. -
Just to be clear, I hesitated to post my joke thinking BleachedAnusDawg had already beaten me to it.BleachedAnusDawg said:How many did you bag?
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True story: represented a client that shot one at one of those elk a couple of years ago. He missed. Fish cop cited him for reckless endangerment after a passing school bus called him in because it "scared the children" on the bus. Jury trial. Not guilt in about 10 minutes of deliberation.
Drive-by shootings are viewed entirely differently in the sticks. -
That's super cool. Have never had elk come across the compound property. Lots of moose. And fuck the deer that seem to find the front quarterpanel of my vehicle as something they need to ram their bodies into. I've got a punch card at the body shop - I get a free repair after 10.
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I saw a herd on my way home last night, too. The sun was shining behind them, and their asses were all shining in the sunlight. I was going to pull over and grab a photo, but this stupid bitch in a minivan wouldn't just go the fuck around me. California plates.
