Tucker: The country you grew up in teeters on its foundation

thechatch

dflea said:

Aww. You guys seem upset.

Maybe if you call mom, she'll get you a pudding pop and a Dr. Suess book.

Tucker Fucking Trust-Fund Carlson can eat shit.

Look at the old men yelling at clouds. Who's ever seen this before?

What a perfect first response from you.

Tell ya what, kiddo. Let me know if you ever need a job. I’ll bring you on with our warehouse staff. Maybe they’ll teach you what your father failed to, and you’ll come out a man a few years later.

dflea

thechatch said:

dflea said:

Aww. You guys seem upset.

Maybe if you call mom, she'll get you a pudding pop and a Dr. Suess book.

Tucker Fucking Trust-Fund Carlson can eat shit.

Look at the old men yelling at clouds. Who's ever seen this before?

What a perfect first response from you.

Tell ya what, kiddo. Let me know if you ever need a job. I’ll bring you on with our warehouse staff. Maybe they’ll teach you what your father failed to, and you’ll come out a man a few years later.

Oh, look at this cute young man and his kiddo routine. He's funny.

My kids are out of college and live on their own now, but your story about giving me a job was cute anyway, punk.

You dumb motherfucker - you should pull your head out of your ass and pay some fucking attention around here. I was probably fucking chicks that could have been your mom while you were still shitting your pants, ya little twerp.

Fuck off, idiot.

Pitchfork51

I'm finding it hard to keep track of the rivalries here.

I thought this board was about fishing and hating on kamala harris.

dflea

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm finding it hard to keep track of the rivalries here.

I thought this board was about fishing and hating on kamala harris.

It should be.

I'm outta control.

I should switch back to indica.

Pitchfork51

dflea said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm finding it hard to keep track of the rivalries here.

I thought this board was about fishing and hating on kamala harris.

It should be.

I'm outta control.

I should switch back to indica.

First bob hates tits. You hate everyone. Although that's fine and par for the course. No idea what race is about anymore.

Swaye is sober. Yella is angry.


Thanks Joe!!

dflea

Pitchfork51 said:

dflea said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm finding it hard to keep track of the rivalries here.

I thought this board was about fishing and hating on kamala harris.

It should be.

I'm outta control.

I should switch back to indica.

First bob hates tits. You hate everyone. Although that's fine and par for the course. No idea what race is about anymore.

Swaye is sober. Yella is angry.


Thanks Joe!!

Biden's America, man!

GrundleStiltzkin

dflea said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm finding it hard to keep track of the rivalries here.

I thought this board was about fishing and hating on kamala harris.

It should be.

I'm outta control.

I should switch back to indica.

Might as well tell Kilauea to stop spewing devouring lava. It is your nature.

Pitchfork51

GrundleStiltzkin said:

dflea said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm finding it hard to keep track of the rivalries here.

I thought this board was about fishing and hating on kamala harris.

It should be.

I'm outta control.

I should switch back to indica.

Might as well tell Kilauea to stop spewing devouring lava. It is your nature.

Did you ever hear that fable about the scorpion and the flea?

TurdBomber

dflea said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm finding it hard to keep track of the rivalries here.

I thought this board was about fishing and hating on kamala harris.

It should be.

I'm outta control.

I should switch back to indica.

Whatever you're on, stay on it.

thechatch

dflea said:

thechatch said:

dflea said:

Aww. You guys seem upset.

Maybe if you call mom, she'll get you a pudding pop and a Dr. Suess book.

Tucker Fucking Trust-Fund Carlson can eat shit.

Look at the old men yelling at clouds. Who's ever seen this before?

What a perfect first response from you.

Tell ya what, kiddo. Let me know if you ever need a job. I’ll bring you on with our warehouse staff. Maybe they’ll teach you what your father failed to, and you’ll come out a man a few years later.

Oh, look at this cute young man and his kiddo routine. He's funny.

My kids are out of college and live on their own now, but your story about giving me a job was cute anyway, punk.

You dumb motherfucker - you should pull your head out of your ass and pay some fucking attention around here. I was probably fucking chicks that could have been your mom while you were still shitting your pants, ya little twerp.

Fuck off, idiot.

“I was fucking chicks that could have been your mom!!!”

Lol You’re pressing badly, kiddo. This is what happens when someone tries too hard. And, while I’m thinking about it, we offer work for the elderly as well, assuming your kids are tired of supporting you.

Btw This whole “I’m in my 60s and talking shit to people about the women I fucked during the Nixon administration” persona isn’t a good look at all, flea. Maybe tone it down a little. You’re never going to get a job working in my warehouse if you can’t learn to control your temper on an internet message board, but I’ll admit that watching you get pants-shitting angry on a daily basis at a bunch of people who don’t give a fuck about you is more than a little amusing.

I sincerely hope this helped.