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There is a new TV show, a biographical look at the life of 2032 presidential candidate Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. It is titled Young Rock. The Pebble would have also been a good title.
I haven’t watched it, as I am currently engrossed in another Miami based show: season three of Dexter. I hear it’s only going to get better from here. Episode 4 is about his football days at The U. The Rock’s position coach Ed Orgeron gets a lot of screen time, as does the villainous Mario Cristobal. Coach O has the two go against each other in the Oklahoma drill, where Cristobal injures the freshman’s shoulder.
I was balling my ass off, and I was going to be the only freshman not to redshirt that year. We were preparing to play the season opener against BYU, and in our last two-a-day practice, I was going up against a badass offensive lineman—Mario Cristobal, who is a great friend and is now the head coach of the University of Oregon.
“During that play I got hurt. I tore everything in my shoulder, which meant that I redshirted and spent the season on injured reserve. I was so depressed during that stretch
From what I’ve seen my biggest takeaway is that some asshole got the chance to play Coach O and this is the worst Coach O impression I’ve ever heard. How the fuck do you blow this opportunity? Embarrassing.
I haven’t watched it, as I am currently engrossed in another Miami based show: season three of Dexter. I hear it’s only going to get better from here. Episode 4 is about his football days at The U. The Rock’s position coach Ed Orgeron gets a lot of screen time, as does the villainous Mario Cristobal. Coach O has the two go against each other in the Oklahoma drill, where Cristobal injures the freshman’s shoulder.
I was balling my ass off, and I was going to be the only freshman not to redshirt that year. We were preparing to play the season opener against BYU, and in our last two-a-day practice, I was going up against a badass offensive lineman—Mario Cristobal, who is a great friend and is now the head coach of the University of Oregon.
“During that play I got hurt. I tore everything in my shoulder, which meant that I redshirted and spent the season on injured reserve. I was so depressed during that stretch
From what I’ve seen my biggest takeaway is that some asshole got the chance to play Coach O and this is the worst Coach O impression I’ve ever heard. How the fuck do you blow this opportunity? Embarrassing.
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Rock and Ray Lewis were. Warren Sapp made sure the DAWGS received both kick offs
2000 was my last year of college football innocence, ruined by Joey 5-picks and the subsequent 2001 BCS fuckaroo - but, I digress.
Yet he also passed the two year background check for the Secret Service, and back then if you said you even took a puff of the reefer just once you’d be disqualified. Found that out after months of doing my Navy Marine-option ROTC thing, no one told me you had to lie through your teeth. But I find it hard to believe a guy on those 80s/90s Miami teams wasn’t burying his face in tits and piles of blow on the regular.
Oregon.
Truck stop school, as they say.
He then left with Monkey Boy to Rutgers, a theretofore perennial college football wasteland that could rival Temple, and led the effort to amass the talent that had Rutgers pretty damn competitive.
So, again, whatever it is you're trying to say, the one thing you can't deny is that guy can bring in talent. Butch Davis and the Washington defensive effort in the first half are what won that game.
I still have a glimmer of hope he’s got a fun side. Bachelor until his mid-30s. Did some MMA. Spent two years in Amsterdam during the mid-90s, when both EDM and BDSM were all the rage in Europe. But I’m okay if he’s a square that delivers results. Dana Holgorsen will do a line off a stripper while his wife is going to town on her - and look what that gets you.