This flow chart will help you make a sound decision
Best boats are those owned by friends and relatives.
So much this!! Owning a boat sucks, but a family member with a boat? Yeah...that fucks
I met my wife on a fren’s sailboat. Then my brother in law goes on to buy a douchey AF lake Sammamish wake board boat.
So I was totally set on boats until I left.
I have a couple of friends with surf boats in Lake Sammamish and one with a surf boat on Lake Washington; I got to surf as much as I wanted to without the inconvenience of a boat payment, moorage, winterizing, maintenance, and other aggravations. Just give them $20.00 for gas and bring some food and/or alcohol.
This flow chart will help you make a sound decision
Best boats are those owned by friends and relatives.
So much this!! Owning a boat sucks, but a family member with a boat? Yeah...that fucks
I met my wife on a fren’s sailboat. Then my brother in law goes on to buy a douchey AF lake Sammamish wake board boat.
So I was totally set on boats until I left.
The Throbber fucking hates wake surfers, tubers and communists in that order.
Get off my lake!
Like we say, fuck off. Surfing is the tits.
May the Dance-A-Wana run over your ass.
Surfing is for the ocean.
The highest level of hate is toward the Inner-tubers*. Those motherfuckers going round and round in circles to stir up chop should burn in the deepest pit of hell.
*and that's no fucking inner tube - a inner tube comes from the inside of a big ass tractor tire and has a steel air stem.
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So I was totally set on boats until I left.
Get off my lake!
Surfing is for the ocean.
The highest level of hate is toward the Inner-tubers*. Those motherfuckers going round and round in circles to stir up chop should burn in the deepest pit of hell.
*and that's no fucking inner tube - a inner tube comes from the inside of a big ass tractor tire and has a steel air stem.