How to beat a DUI

doogie

Buy a Jeep, duh.

Jeep to Resume Bruce Springsteen Super Bowl Ad Campaign After Drunken Driving Charge Dropped

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2021/02/25/jeep-to-resume-bruce-springsteen-super-bowl-ad-campaign-following-drunk-driving-arrest/

EwaDawg

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

PurpleThrobber

EwaDawg said:

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

There is no help for you.

LebamDawg

and some beat the rap buying their way out

https://www.opposingviews.com/entertainment/vince-neil-served-only-20-days-for-killing-friend-in-1984-dui-crash

EwaDawg

PurpleThrobber said:

EwaDawg said:

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

There is no help for you.

It is actually encouraging that the number of brainwashed posters that down voted my post (or upvoted the world's BIGGEST IDIOT's post) is so limited. Even more so when considering that there seems to be about a hundred extremely low IQ trump ass lickers who seem to live at the tug.

Bruce reported blew a .02 which is about 1/4 of the legal limit. One drink. I usually don't explain why people are stupid. But these motherfuckers are SO STUPID they are likely to harm themselves or others.

Plus, shameless bump. I know there are WAY more than 3 clueless fuck sticks that frequent the tug.

SFGbob

EwaDawg said:

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

He wasn't "set-up" but he never should have been cited for a DUI. Park Ranger was a little too full of himself and his policing power.

NorthwestFresh

EwaDawg said:

PurpleThrobber said:

EwaDawg said:

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

There is no help for you.

It is actually encouraging that the number of brainwashed posters that down voted my post (or upvoted the world's BIGGEST IDIOT's post) is so limited. Even more so when considering that there seems to be about a hundred extremely low IQ trump ass lickers who seem to live at the tug.

Bruce reported blew a .02 which is about 1/4 of the legal limit. One drink. I usually don't explain why people are stupid. But these motherfuckers are SO STUPID they are likely to harm themselves or others.

Plus, shameless bump. I know there are WAY more than 3 clueless fuck sticks that frequent the tug.

He told the cops he’d had two tequila shots within 30 minutes.

White Privilege as a Leftist is awesome, isn’t it?

SFGbob

NorthwestFresh said:

EwaDawg said:

PurpleThrobber said:

EwaDawg said:

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

There is no help for you.

It is actually encouraging that the number of brainwashed posters that down voted my post (or upvoted the world's BIGGEST IDIOT's post) is so limited. Even more so when considering that there seems to be about a hundred extremely low IQ trump ass lickers who seem to live at the tug.

Bruce reported blew a .02 which is about 1/4 of the legal limit. One drink. I usually don't explain why people are stupid. But these motherfuckers are SO STUPID they are likely to harm themselves or others.

Plus, shameless bump. I know there are WAY more than 3 clueless fuck sticks that frequent the tug.

He told the cops he’d had two tequila shots within 30 minutes.

White Privilege as a Leftist is awesome, isn’t it?

He just had the shots and wasn't drunk. If I do two shots of tequila and 15 mins later you take my blood alcohol level, legally I won't be drunk.

Sledog

EwaDawg said:

PurpleThrobber said:

EwaDawg said:

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

There is no help for you.

It is actually encouraging that the number of brainwashed posters that down voted my post (or upvoted the world's BIGGEST IDIOT's post) is so limited. Even more so when considering that there seems to be about a hundred extremely low IQ trump ass lickers who seem to live at the tug.

Bruce reported blew a .02 which is about 1/4 of the legal limit. One drink. I usually don't explain why people are stupid. But these motherfuckers are SO STUPID they are likely to harm themselves or others.

Plus, shameless bump. I know there are WAY more than 3 clueless fuck sticks that frequent the tug.

And he plead guilty to a crime he didn't commit? Opioids kick in?

SFGbob

Sledog said:

EwaDawg said:

PurpleThrobber said:

EwaDawg said:

So you're telling me that you can beat a DUI by not blowing over the legal limit into the breathalyzer? How does that work. I don't understand.

You mean if I don't drive drunk I won't blow over the legal limit? Chicken or egg. Which comes first?

I know there has to be a point in your post somewhere but. . . . if you didn't know there is a LOT of speculation (insert speculation post here) that Bruce was set up in a National park when offered a single shot of booze.

I understand he also didn't resist as he had no reason to.

Help me out, please. Because there are MILLIONS of people EVERY DAY that avoid DUIs by actually not driving while legally drunk.

There is no help for you.

It is actually encouraging that the number of brainwashed posters that down voted my post (or upvoted the world's BIGGEST IDIOT's post) is so limited. Even more so when considering that there seems to be about a hundred extremely low IQ trump ass lickers who seem to live at the tug.

Bruce reported blew a .02 which is about 1/4 of the legal limit. One drink. I usually don't explain why people are stupid. But these motherfuckers are SO STUPID they are likely to harm themselves or others.

Plus, shameless bump. I know there are WAY more than 3 clueless fuck sticks that frequent the tug.

And he plead guilty to a crime he didn't commit? Opioids kick in?

He plead guilty to drinking alcohol in a closed area. $500 fine.