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Motor Yacht GO wrecks Sint Maarten Yacht Club’s dock. St. Maarten - 24/02/2021 from r/CatastrophicFailure

creepycoug

Lolz. There are people walking on the deck of that thing seemingly unaware or indifferent to what's about to happen.

New Money. What'cha gonna do?

PurpleThrobber

creepycoug said:

Lolz. There are people walking on the deck of that thing seemingly unaware or indifferent to what's about to happen.

New Money. What'cha gonna do?

That essentially happened the one time Mrs. Throbber v2.0 decided she should take the boat out when I wasn't around.

Because it's really difficult to push the throttle backwards to go backwards instead of gunning it forward to stop.....

creepycoug

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

Lolz. There are people walking on the deck of that thing seemingly unaware or indifferent to what's about to happen.

New Money. What'cha gonna do?

That essentially happened the one time Mrs. Throbber v2.0 decided she should take the boat out when I wasn't around.

Because it's really difficult to push the throttle backwards to go backwards instead of gunning it forward to stop.....

Lolz. Mrs Creep knows not to drive.


Sorry @Doog_de_Jour .

PurpleThrobber

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Doog_de_Jour

PurpleThrobber said:

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.

creepycoug

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.

We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.

PurpleThrobber

creepycoug said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.

We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.

It's true.

"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"

"Uh...what boat?"

EwaDawg

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.

We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.

It's true.

"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"

"Uh...what boat?"

It's always good to get insight to the lives of other poasters. I am sure Puppy would not have referred to a handy.

USMChawk

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.

We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.

It's true.

"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"

"Uh...what boat?"

Who would ever choose the handy?

creepycoug

USMChawk said:

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.

We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.

It's true.

"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"

"Uh...what boat?"

Who would ever choose the handy?

Good point. It fails the "I can do that myself" test.

PurpleThrobber

USMChawk said:

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

We literally had the boat less than a month. I had to go into town for something.

She decides to take nieces and nephews out.

“Uhhhh...I panicked and ran the boat up on the sea wall. There’s a big hole in the bow”

Six weeks later the boat comes back from the shop. Fuck losing half that summer.

Yeah, but she’s hot, so you forgave her.

We are incredibly simple creatures @Doog_de_Jour . But you knew that.

It's true.

"Sorry I demolished the boat for the foreseeable future in the middle of prime boating season. After I fix my hair and makeup, would you like a handy or a blowy?"

"Uh...what boat?"

Who would ever choose the handy?

In the boat repair shop?!?