If you can't stop crying after your team wins the Superbowl you are a...

allpurpleallgold

RoadDawg55 said:

allpurpleallgold said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

allpurpleallgold said:

I cried when Kobe beat the Celtics in game 7.

Kobe was fucking horrible that game and most of the series.

15 rebounds.

6-24 is 6-24. He played shitty.

Scoreboard.

Swaye

dnc said:

I absolutely lost my mind Sunday. I was born in 1980 so I've been waiting for a pro sports championship literally my entire life (fuck the Storm). I probably experienced more emotion than any single day of my life since 1991, including my wedding day. And I didn't come close to shedding a tear. I really don't understand what could make you want to cry as a fan, but I know people are wired differently.

This is a nice way of saying you are complete fucking cock holster if you cried. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, I guess a little lip quiver or some shit, okay, not a total fag, but full on chick meltdown. Just kill yourself now by drinking a gallon of Zima and slitting your wrists in the tub, like chicks do.

HFNY

I've been taking Ejacumax so instead of crying after the SB, I shot about a dozen ropes on my wife's small B cups.

doogsinparadise

I found it strangely difficult to express emotion after the game, despite the caterwauling going on around me. Or else it just means that a UW mythical NC would mean more than any NFL game.

TierbsHsotBoobs

allpurpleallgold said:

RoadDawg55 said:

allpurpleallgold said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

allpurpleallgold said:

I cried when Kobe beat the Celtics in game 7.

Kobe was fucking horrible that game and most of the series.

15 rebounds.

6-24 is 6-24. He played shitty.

Scoreboard.

Kobe is just lucky that Metta World Peace was the best player on the floor that day.