Bezos stepping down as Amazon CEO

alumni94

Jassy talked about the dog shit story at an all hands meeting long ago.

You maybe right about Wilke being an operator, doesn't matter anyway. He retired and is gone.

BennyBeaver

Doog_de_Jour said:

BennyBeaver said:

Mackenzie wasted no tim shacking up with her kid's teacher...

Atta girl.

Pics of teacher?

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/mackenzie-scott-marries-seattle-teacher-after-bezos-divorce/

PurpleThrobber

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

rodmansrage

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

NorthwestFresh

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I couldn’t date that gummy 6 unless she’s worth billions in a divorce and hates her ex husband.

Wait...

creepycoug

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

Close enough.

BennyBeaver

NorthwestFresh said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I couldn’t date that gummy 6 unless she’s worth billions in a divorce and hates her ex husband.

Wait...

Mackenzie and Jeff are still friends. No hate.

HoustonHusky

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...

creepycoug

HoustonHusky said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...

I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.

Bad_MotherDucker

creepycoug said:

HoustonHusky said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...

I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.

Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

creepycoug

Bad_MotherDucker said:

creepycoug said:

HoustonHusky said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...

I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.

Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

That's about right. I would be lying if I said the phrase "bait and switch" has not crossed my mind a time or two during my many wonderful years of wedded bliss.

1to392831weretaken

Bad_MotherDucker said:

creepycoug said:

HoustonHusky said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...

I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.

Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

PurpleThrobber

NorthwestFresh said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I couldn’t date that gummy 6 unless she’s worth billions in a divorce and hates her ex husband.

Wait...

Dating isn't the goal.

Pre-nup is the goal.

PurpleThrobber

creepycoug said:

Bad_MotherDucker said:

creepycoug said:

HoustonHusky said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...

I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.

Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

That's about right. I would be lying if I said the phrase "bait and switch" has not crossed my mind a time or two during my many wonderful years of wedded bliss.

v1.0 for sure. Like, wait...what?!? Did it all for the nookie and that's gone?!? WTF????

v2.0 much improved. Though these days I'm Toby Keith.

creepycoug

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

Bad_MotherDucker said:

creepycoug said:

HoustonHusky said:

rodmansrage said:

PurpleThrobber said:

That lucky fuck.

She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

Dick.

not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.

I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...

I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.

Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

That's about right. I would be lying if I said the phrase "bait and switch" has not crossed my mind a time or two during my many wonderful years of wedded bliss.

v1.0 for sure. Like, wait...what?!? Did it all for the nookie and that's gone?!? WTF????

v2.0 much improved. Though these days I'm Toby Keith.

ISWYDT