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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066


    That lucky fuck.

    She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

    Dick.

    not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.
    I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...
    I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.
    Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

    That's about right. I would be lying if I said the phrase "bait and switch" has not crossed my mind a time or two during my many wonderful years of wedded bliss.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696


    That lucky fuck.

    She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

    Dick.

    not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.
    I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...
    I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.
    Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.


  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,116 Standard Supporter

    That lucky fuck.

    She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

    Dick.

    not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.
    I couldn’t date that gummy 6 unless she’s worth billions in a divorce and hates her ex husband.

    Wait...
    Dating isn't the goal.

    Pre-nup is the goal.



  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,116 Standard Supporter


    That lucky fuck.

    She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

    Dick.

    not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.
    I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...
    I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.
    Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

    That's about right. I would be lying if I said the phrase "bait and switch" has not crossed my mind a time or two during my many wonderful years of wedded bliss.
    v1.0 for sure. Like, wait...what?!? Did it all for the nookie and that's gone?!? WTF????

    v2.0 much improved. Though these days I'm Toby Keith.

  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066


    That lucky fuck.

    She ain't much to look at but holy christ....billions.

    Dick.

    not a great tooth-to-gum ratio, but still.....WOOD.
    I’m guessing women with tens of billions don’t give a lot of head but unfortunately I’m not speaking from experience...
    I've heard from frens that head goes out the window within a short period of tim after marriage. I will neither confirm nor deny.
    Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob.

    That's about right. I would be lying if I said the phrase "bait and switch" has not crossed my mind a time or two during my many wonderful years of wedded bliss.
    v1.0 for sure. Like, wait...what?!? Did it all for the nookie and that's gone?!? WTF????

    v2.0 much improved. Though these days I'm Toby Keith.

    ISWYDT