Thanks a LOT, evil step-mother for not helping a girl properly grow into a young woman. You've created a monster.
Mrs. Swisher pointed out that a lot of the models now for the Gap and such are really not attractive. I don't pay attention to that stuff.
She was also yammering about Greg Norman walking on the beach with a hard on, and I didn't know about that either. Maybe that was something old on the interwebs, I dunno. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Greg Norman, and there was a point in time where I would have gladly bore his children if I could have. But I digress.
Thanks a LOT, evil step-mother for not helping a girl properly grow into a young woman. You've created a monster.
Mrs. Swisher pointed out that a lot of the models now for the Gap and such are really not attractive. I don't pay attention to that stuff.
She was also yammering about Greg Norman walking on the beach with a hard on, and I didn't know about that either. Maybe that was something old on the interwebs, I dunno. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Greg Norman, and there was a point in time where I would have gladly bore his children if I could have. But I digress.
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Mrs. Swisher pointed out that a lot of the models now for the Gap and such are really not attractive. I don't pay attention to that stuff.
She was also yammering about Greg Norman walking on the beach with a hard on, and I didn't know about that either. Maybe that was something old on the interwebs, I dunno. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Greg Norman, and there was a point in time where I would have gladly bore his children if I could have. But I digress.