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PurpleBaze

POTW

PostGameOrangeSlices

Win 75% of the games he has coached

chuck

Win 75% of the games he has coached

Sounds good but then I busted out the slide rule for some higher math. Thats 9-3. Not gonna cut it in this CFB climate. The guy who just left isn't well liked around here after winning about 9 per.

HFNY

Let's give him a full 2021 season before going medieval on JL:

whatshouldicareabout

Win 75% of the games he has coached

Or he's lost 25% of the games he's expected to win

bananasnblondes

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?

Quietcowskee

Lake still in his “Crying Game” phase re: Coach K.

MelloDawg

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?

It’s not weird. They were politely waiting for Oregon to hire DeRuyter so they can congratulate the Ducks on a great hire, claiming it proves how great the PAC-12 North is.

Doog_de_Jour

Let's give him a full 2021 season before going medieval on JL:

We might not have to wait that long. The first four games is a murderers’ row:

biak1

Can't wait for the grossly underwhelming hire!

dnc

Can't wait for the grossly underwhelming promotion!

skookum

He’s available

DawgFader

This will all be over in 3 years.

DerekJohnson

I see red flags all over the place. But I do think he needs a full season to fairly judge his coaching abilities.

RatherBeBrewing

You’ll have to email him.
When looking up J Lakes Enterprises LLC I saw an email he uses. I’m very sorry, but it’s AOL.

DerekJohnson

You’ll have to email him.
When looking up J Lakes Enterprises LLC I saw an email he uses. I’m very sorry, but it’s AOL.

RunTheDamnBall@aol.com?

RatherBeBrewing

You’ll have to email him.
When looking up J Lakes Enterprises LLC I saw an email he uses. I’m very sorry, but it’s AOL.
RunTheDamnBall@aol.com?

No, but if it wasn’t taken that would have been a damn fine name for a company I would register to a PO Box instead of my house.

RunTheDamnBall dot com at least got their domain name. The owner is a Dawgs booster. The *it matters more* Dawgs. BuildTheDam dot com wasn’t done quickly enough by babushka and the boovers. Sometimes it’s the goducks official site, sometimes it links to Cristo pressers, maybe one day it will be a 70s beaver - the possibilities are endless.

RatherBeBrewing

He’s available

You show some respect for that man. He won 12 games and an Orange Bowl at fucking Kansas.

His disappointment in learning those are real and not chocolate was immense and is why he vowed to never return.

RoadDawg55

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?

Maybe he will make Gregory and Malloe co-DC’s and call the defense himself. Hire a young grad assistant or random position coach off a WAC team to coach OLB’s. It really wouldn’t surprise me.

RoadDawg55

He’s available

You show some respect for that man. He won 12 games and an Orange Bowl at fucking Kansas.

His disappointment in learning those are real and not chocolate was immense and is why he vowed to never return.

It’s actually crazy he did that well for a season at Kansas. It’s not happening again anytime soon. It likely won’t ever happen again.

longduckdong

Win 75% of the games he has coached
Sounds good but then I busted out the slide rule for some higher math. Thats 9-3. Not gonna cut it in this CFB climate. The guy who just left isn't well liked around here after winning about 9 per.

13th best winning percentage among active D1 football coaches. Based on your quote it looks Jimbo and Kelly’s seats are getting a little warm. SMH

https://www.coacheshotseat.com/WinningestActiveCoachesIA.htm

bananasnblondes

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?
Maybe he will make Gregory and Malloe co-DC’s and call the defense himself. Hire a young grad assistant or random position coach off a WAC team to coach OLB’s. It really wouldn’t surprise me.

Treat the dc role like the running back position.

Gregory calls the plays on the first drive, Malloe on the second drive, Harris third, Brown fourth then repeat.

If one of them doesn't show up for practice it becomes a 3-coach rotation

Quietcowskee

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?
Maybe he will make Gregory and Malloe co-DC’s and call the defense himself. Hire a young grad assistant or random position coach off a WAC team to coach OLB’s. It really wouldn’t surprise me.
Treat the dc role like the running back position.

Gregory calls the plays on the first drive, Malloe on the second drive, Harris third, Brown fourth then repeat.

If one of them doesn't show up for practice it becomes a 3-coach rotation

So, does that mean we prefer “big coaches?”

TommySQC

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?

Rumor is they are waiting for the NFL season to be over before announcing an NFL guy.

Whispers behind the scenes are it will be a big splash. All I can say are the initials are BB but keep it in chat please. I don't want to see this stuff getting out on the boards. What happens in chat stays in chat.

bananasnblondes

Its 100% going to be some assistant NFL guy, most likely a demoted former DC that has never recruited before in his life.

dnc

Its 100% going to be some assistant NFL guy, most likely a demoted former DC that has never recruited before in his life.

I think I'll take that over Gregory

insinceredawg

Its 100% going to be some assistant NFL guy, most likely a demoted former DC that has never recruited before in his life.

Kris Richard? That would actually be a good hire.

Emoterman

Can anyone explain why Tom Herman isn't already our OC or at least hired on in the Tedford role with the promise of OC in 2022?

doogie

I’m dooging hard for Jimmy to succeed. I’m going to be patient but it doesn’t mean I won’t laugh at y’all’s Stuff

HuskyJW

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?
Rumor is they are waiting for the NFL season to be over before announcing an NFL guy.

Whispers behind the scenes are it will be a big splash. All I can say are the initials are BB but keep it in chat please. I don't want to see this stuff getting out on the boards. What happens in chat stays in chat.

Bennie Blades?

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PurpleBaze

POTW

PostGameOrangeSlices

Win 75% of the games he has coached

chuck

Win 75% of the games he has coached

Sounds good but then I busted out the slide rule for some higher math. Thats 9-3. Not gonna cut it in this CFB climate. The guy who just left isn't well liked around here after winning about 9 per.

HFNY

Let's give him a full 2021 season before going medieval on JL:

whatshouldicareabout

Win 75% of the games he has coached

Or he's lost 25% of the games he's expected to win

bananasnblondes

Quietcowskee

Lake still in his “Crying Game” phase re: Coach K.

MelloDawg

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?

It’s not weird. They were politely waiting for Oregon to hire DeRuyter so they can congratulate the Ducks on a great hire, claiming it proves how great the PAC-12 North is.

Doog_de_Jour

Let's give him a full 2021 season before going medieval on JL:

We might not have to wait that long. The first four games is a murderers’ row:

biak1

Can't wait for the grossly underwhelming hire!

dnc

Can't wait for the grossly underwhelming promotion!

skookum

He’s available

DawgFader

This will all be over in 3 years.

DerekJohnson

I see red flags all over the place. But I do think he needs a full season to fairly judge his coaching abilities.

RatherBeBrewing

You’ll have to email him.
When looking up J Lakes Enterprises LLC I saw an email he uses. I’m very sorry, but it’s AOL.

DerekJohnson

You’ll have to email him.
When looking up J Lakes Enterprises LLC I saw an email he uses. I’m very sorry, but it’s AOL.

RunTheDamnBall@aol.com?

RatherBeBrewing

You’ll have to email him.
When looking up J Lakes Enterprises LLC I saw an email he uses. I’m very sorry, but it’s AOL.
RunTheDamnBall@aol.com?

RatherBeBrewing

He’s available

You show some respect for that man. He won 12 games and an Orange Bowl at fucking Kansas.

His disappointment in learning those are real and not chocolate was immense and is why he vowed to never return.

RoadDawg55

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?

Maybe he will make Gregory and Malloe co-DC’s and call the defense himself. Hire a young grad assistant or random position coach off a WAC team to coach OLB’s. It really wouldn’t surprise me.

RoadDawg55

He’s available

You show some respect for that man. He won 12 games and an Orange Bowl at fucking Kansas.

His disappointment in learning those are real and not chocolate was immense and is why he vowed to never return.

It’s actually crazy he did that well for a season at Kansas. It’s not happening again anytime soon. It likely won’t ever happen again.

longduckdong

Win 75% of the games he has coached
Sounds good but then I busted out the slide rule for some higher math. Thats 9-3. Not gonna cut it in this CFB climate. The guy who just left isn't well liked around here after winning about 9 per.

bananasnblondes

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?
Maybe he will make Gregory and Malloe co-DC’s and call the defense himself. Hire a young grad assistant or random position coach off a WAC team to coach OLB’s. It really wouldn’t surprise me.

Quietcowskee

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?
Maybe he will make Gregory and Malloe co-DC’s and call the defense himself. Hire a young grad assistant or random position coach off a WAC team to coach OLB’s. It really wouldn’t surprise me.
Treat the dc role like the running back position.

Gregory calls the plays on the first drive, Malloe on the second drive, Harris third, Brown fourth then repeat.

If one of them doesn't show up for practice it becomes a 3-coach rotation

So, does that mean we prefer “big coaches?”

TommySQC

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?

bananasnblondes

Its 100% going to be some assistant NFL guy, most likely a demoted former DC that has never recruited before in his life.

dnc

Its 100% going to be some assistant NFL guy, most likely a demoted former DC that has never recruited before in his life.

I think I'll take that over Gregory

insinceredawg

Its 100% going to be some assistant NFL guy, most likely a demoted former DC that has never recruited before in his life.

Kris Richard? That would actually be a good hire.

Emoterman

Can anyone explain why Tom Herman isn't already our OC or at least hired on in the Tedford role with the promise of OC in 2022?

doogie

I’m dooging hard for Jimmy to succeed. I’m going to be patient but it doesn’t mean I won’t laugh at y’all’s Stuff

HuskyJW

It is weird that there is literally no info out there on who is being considered, interviewed, etc for the DC job. Has Lake even acknowledged that they have an open position at DC and that they are openly looking for one?
Rumor is they are waiting for the NFL season to be over before announcing an NFL guy.

Whispers behind the scenes are it will be a big splash. All I can say are the initials are BB but keep it in chat please. I don't want to see this stuff getting out on the boards. What happens in chat stays in chat.

Bennie Blades?