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SandyHooker

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TierbsHsotBoobs

Shit. Seahawks.net. Belongs.

TTJ

Haven Moses. Well played.

RoadDawg55

I think Goodwin or Polk needs to be grandfathered into the speed category just like Ossai is for the OL.

GrundleStiltzkin

RoadDawg55 said:

I think Goodwin or Polk needs to be grandfathered into the speed category just like Ossai is for the OL.

Second Goodwin.

[Deleted User]

I've always LOL at 5 reasons, even back when the Philistines posted this on Israel's bored:

Five Reasons Philistines Defeat Israel at Valley of Elah

1. Goliath - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has three years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 400 mina across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Ossai, Christine, Arafat, Jones, Muhammed, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Achish - New scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Ashkelon and Achish, we will see a much improved offensive.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest this team has been in a long time. Delilah, Goodwin, Jezebel, Polk, Sennacarib, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past, speed.

5. Time of Possession - I think they can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the battle and keep Israel off the battlefield, the better chance they have to win the war.

I think Philistines will win rather easily...say, 34-17?

The guy was such a Phoog.

(NMBE)

dhdawg

you'd get a lot more play in seahawks.net

SandyHooker

someone who has access to seahawks.net is welcome to copy/paste that shit.