Employee of the Year Award, Orkin vs. Jiffy Lube... which is better?

AtomicPiss

nm

Swaye

Jiffy Lube gave me a 5 dollar gift card to Arby's. Got two days off, with pay, at Orkin. Advantage, Orkin.

creepycoug

Alright I'll play. WTF is this about?

Swaye

It's a Stalin world, I just live in it.

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

I think jiffy lube because it sounds mildly sexually suggestive, while Orkin has a death camp vibe to it... great question to consider though, I can see why you brought this up

creepycoug

DawgsCanDance said:

I think jiffy lube because it sounds mildly sexually suggestive, while Orkin has a death camp vibe to it... great question to consider though, I can see why you brought this up

True enough. When I read "lube", machinery with moving parts is a long afterthought.

Just sayin'