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Husky Jacks open thread [2021]
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Can he recruit?GrundleStiltzkin said:July 26, 2021
The Washington football staff has added a new voice this season: Kevin Carroll.
Carroll, a well-known author and speaker, will officially serve as Special Advisor to the Head Coach. But that title doesn't even begin to describe the role he will take with the program.
The author of four successful books, including "What's Your Red Rubber Ball," Carroll has worked with clientele as diverse as the U.S. Marine Corps, State Farm, Microsoft and the NBA, and has presented before more than 200 corporations, 150 non-profits and 350,000 individuals since 2004.
At UW, he will work in collaboration with head football coach Jimmy Lake to advance the team's goals in all aspects: on the field, in the meeting room, in the classroom and in recruiting.
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Lake needs his own Dwight SchruteGrundleStiltzkin said:July 26, 2021
The Washington football staff has added a new voice this season: Kevin Carroll.
Carroll, a well-known author and speaker, will officially serve as Special Advisor to the Head Coach. But that title doesn't even begin to describe the role he will take with the program.
The author of four successful books, including "What's Your Red Rubber Ball," Carroll has worked with clientele as diverse as the U.S. Marine Corps, State Farm, Microsoft and the NBA, and has presented before more than 200 corporations, 150 non-profits and 350,000 individuals since 2004.
At UW, he will work in collaboration with head football coach Jimmy Lake to advance the team's goals in all aspects: on the field, in the meeting room, in the classroom and in recruiting.
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Clearly did a bang up job recruiting Jimmylouism2wash said:
Can he recruit?GrundleStiltzkin said:July 26, 2021
The Washington football staff has added a new voice this season: Kevin Carroll.
Carroll, a well-known author and speaker, will officially serve as Special Advisor to the Head Coach. But that title doesn't even begin to describe the role he will take with the program.
The author of four successful books, including "What's Your Red Rubber Ball," Carroll has worked with clientele as diverse as the U.S. Marine Corps, State Farm, Microsoft and the NBA, and has presented before more than 200 corporations, 150 non-profits and 350,000 individuals since 2004.
At UW, he will work in collaboration with head football coach Jimmy Lake to advance the team's goals in all aspects: on the field, in the meeting room, in the classroom and in recruiting.
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Chip Kelly used to bring in motivational speakers ranging from weirdos to charlatans, and maybe one or two normal ones. I don’t think they did anything positive, but I did enjoy getting an hour off from having to do stuff to listen to them. I think this dude is the disciple of one of them, a former UO football player.
This was under his publicity links, at kc katalyst dot com. Katalyst with a k, not to be confused with the Portland sex club that uses a c, or the thing that speeds up a chemical reaction - also spelled with a c. This guy does have a giant red ball he ships around the world, so I’m curious where on the peloton scale this winds up.
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A motivational speaker for Jimmy to remind/motivate him to recruit...GrundleStiltzkin said:July 26, 2021
The Washington football staff has added a new voice this season: Kevin Carroll.
Carroll, a well-known author and speaker, will officially serve as Special Advisor to the Head Coach. But that title doesn't even begin to describe the role he will take with the program.
The author of four successful books, including "What's Your Red Rubber Ball," Carroll has worked with clientele as diverse as the U.S. Marine Corps, State Farm, Microsoft and the NBA, and has presented before more than 200 corporations, 150 non-profits and 350,000 individuals since 2004.
At UW, he will work in collaboration with head football coach Jimmy Lake to advance the team's goals in all aspects: on the field, in the meeting room, in the classroom and in recruiting.
huh
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Baseman said:
Jack emerged a one of the internet's most-read horror and suspense writers in 2015 when he was hired as a feature writer for Thought Catalog's Creepy Catalog
Jack Follman is a screenwriter and horror/suspense author whose stories have been read, shared, and “Liked” by millions online. He is currently a working screenwriter with multiple Film and TV projects in development. The film, Snorkeling, based on Jack’s short story and script, has been produced by Automatik (Sinister) and Three Six Zero (Vox Lux), and directed by acclaimed music video director Emil Nava, is slated for release in 2019.
In addition, Jack’s debut novelette, Good Night’s Sleep, was released by Thought Catalog Books in 2016.
Earlier in his career, Jack was a professional journalist and PR Manager with his work featured in numerous publications, including The Seattle Times, ESPN.com, Pac-12.com, and Men’s Fitness.
Many of his story ideas and themes come from his childhood living in the woods of rural Washington state.
Jack and @JimBasnight should cyber.
If any of you would have been at the July 23rd meet up you would have been more dead than a 400-pound, chain-smoking, unvaccinated 98-year-old with Delta variant.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This dude refers to all sports as “sports ball.”Baseman said:
Jack emerged a one of the internet's most-read horror and suspense writers in 2015 when he was hired as a feature writer for Thought Catalog's Creepy Catalog
Jack Follman is a screenwriter and horror/suspense author whose stories have been read, shared, and “Liked” by millions online. He is currently a working screenwriter with multiple Film and TV projects in development. The film, Snorkeling, based on Jack’s short story and script, has been produced by Automatik (Sinister) and Three Six Zero (Vox Lux), and directed by acclaimed music video director Emil Nava, is slated for release in 2019.
In addition, Jack’s debut novelette, Good Night’s Sleep, was released by Thought Catalog Books in 2016.
Earlier in his career, Jack was a professional journalist and PR Manager with his work featured in numerous publications, including The Seattle Times, ESPN.com, Pac-12.com, and Men’s Fitness.
Many of his story ideas and themes come from his childhood living in the woods of rural Washington state.
Jack and @JimBasnight should cyber.
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Jimmy just got his very own Denpok.HoustonHusky said:
A motivational speaker for Jimmy to remind/motivate him to recruit...GrundleStiltzkin said:July 26, 2021
The Washington football staff has added a new voice this season: Kevin Carroll.
Carroll, a well-known author and speaker, will officially serve as Special Advisor to the Head Coach. But that title doesn't even begin to describe the role he will take with the program.
The author of four successful books, including "What's Your Red Rubber Ball," Carroll has worked with clientele as diverse as the U.S. Marine Corps, State Farm, Microsoft and the NBA, and has presented before more than 200 corporations, 150 non-profits and 350,000 individuals since 2004.
At UW, he will work in collaboration with head football coach Jimmy Lake to advance the team's goals in all aspects: on the field, in the meeting room, in the classroom and in recruiting.
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“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
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I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education. -
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education. -
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
Passive aggressive SeattleRoadDawg55 said:
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
Husky fans suck so much.FireCohen said:
Passive aggressive SeattleRoadDawg55 said:
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
The media loves to promote teams and locations off of stereotypes. It's really a shame that Husky Stadium isn't already known for weed in the stands. They can feature bits about that in the pregame and give everyone a break from the fish market. National audiences would gobble thst shit up. Some would be excited, many appalled, but they'd notice and watch.RoadDawg55 said:
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares. -
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For those who have never been to Autzen Stadium, like wheelchair using elders afraid of the risk, there is a walk on a pedestrian bridge across the Willamette and then through a park. It always reeks like weed. Not a subtle hint of someone smoking a joint nearby, more like you’re next to hotboxed car that rolled down the window.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
A few years back Nebraska fans came out in droves. The sea of big bellies covered by red polo shirts tucked into loose fitting khaki cargo shorts and complemented by Air Monarchs was a beef and corn fed locust invasion. It made me think they were either unaware of the porking lot horrors that go on or chose being exposed to that over the misery of being in Nebraska. On the crowded walk to the stadium this 12-14 year old kid pinches his nose, looks at this dad, and says something like “why are there are so many dang skunks here?”
I thought I was going to die of laughter. I wish I could remember the exact words the kid used, that kind of Midwestern wholesomeness is priceless. I like to think he went back home and told the other 15 kids in his school that Oregon is just infested with skunks. -
Autzen assholes pushed my wheelchair ridden grandma down the stadium stairs all for wearing her husky jacket Grandpa bought her before 1978 Rose Bowl. After she tumbled instead of helping the injured elderly woman, Oregon fans pointed and laughed at her. Real classy. Bunch of low-brow jerks.RatherBeBrewing said:
For those who have never been to Autzen Stadium, like wheelchair using elders afraid of the risk, there is a walk on a pedestrian bridge across the Willamette and then through a park. It always reeks like weed. Not a subtle hint of someone smoking a joint nearby, more like you’re next to hotboxed car that rolled down the window.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
A few years back Nebraska fans came out in droves. The sea of big bellies covered by red polo shirts tucked into loose fitting khaki cargo shorts and complemented by Air Monarchs was a beef and corn fed locust invasion. It made me think they were either unaware of the porking lot horrors that go on or chose being exposed to that over the misery of being in Nebraska. On the crowded walk to the stadium this 12-14 year old kid pinches his nose, looks at this dad, and says something like “why are there are so many dang skunks here?”
I thought I was going to die of laughter. I wish I could remember the exact words the kid used, that kind of Midwestern wholesomeness is priceless. I like to think he went back home and told the other 15 kids in his school that Oregon is just infested with skunks. -
Baseman said:
Autzen assholes pushed my wheelchair ridden grandma down the stadium stairs all for wearing her husky jacket Grandpa bought her before 1978 Rose Bowl. After she tumbled instead of helping the injured elderly woman, Oregon fans pointed and laughed at her. Real classy. Bunch of low-brow jerks.RatherBeBrewing said:
For those who have never been to Autzen Stadium, like wheelchair using elders afraid of the risk, there is a walk on a pedestrian bridge across the Willamette and then through a park. It always reeks like weed. Not a subtle hint of someone smoking a joint nearby, more like you’re next to hotboxed car that rolled down the window.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiumsRatherBeBrewing said:
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.JoeEDangerously said:“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
A few years back Nebraska fans came out in droves. The sea of big bellies covered by red polo shirts tucked into loose fitting khaki cargo shorts and complemented by Air Monarchs was a beef and corn fed locust invasion. It made me think they were either unaware of the porking lot horrors that go on or chose being exposed to that over the misery of being in Nebraska. On the crowded walk to the stadium this 12-14 year old kid pinches his nose, looks at this dad, and says something like “why are there are so many dang skunks here?”
I thought I was going to die of laughter. I wish I could remember the exact words the kid used, that kind of Midwestern wholesomeness is priceless. I like to think he went back home and told the other 15 kids in his school that Oregon is just infested with skunks.
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Dude is coming back to be a coach soon. USC probably should get ready to hire himFecalFeast said:
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plagiarisms @WilburHooksHands shit fucckoFireCohen said:
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Sometimes some morons think a likeGrundleStiltzkin said:
plagiarisms @WilburHooksHands shit fucckoFireCohen said: -
I guess Pete had time to slow down and smell the roses and realize that they smell like horse shit and he needs to get back on that saddle.
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I don't think showing up for a cushy TV gig once a week for three months out of the year counts as getting back on the saddle.FireCohen said:I guess Pete had time to slow down and smell the roses and realize that they smell like horse shit and he needs to get back on that saddle.
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He is getting bored at home smelling the roses. This is a dude that hated the media. He is almost there is going to come back. Genius getting ready to get back saddleGreenRiverGatorz said:
I don't think showing up for a cushy TV gig once a week for three months out of the year counts as getting back on the saddle.FireCohen said:I guess Pete had time to slow down and smell the roses and realize that they smell like horse shit and he needs to get back on that saddle.
