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Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week

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  • trackertracker Member Posts: 866
    TheGlove said:

    Bands like that seem to be trying too hard. The song wasn't bad but I couldn't listen to that genre too much.


    Voted down for using the word genre.

  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    The bud chick didn't wipe well. Mmmmmmm, heh College? Run thy tounge over the bung, up the Crack and finish on the rack. Don't tell your wifey-poo though. Every man dumps a few loads outside of marriage. Don't cave in like the pussy you are. When you cheat be discreet.

    Is this a whoosh, or do you still think that Collegedoog is married?
  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,243 Swaye's Wigwam

    When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.

    Alright, who replaced Puppy's abilify and xanax with pcp and crack
  • BayDawgBayDawg Member Posts: 1,623

    Every man dumps a few loads outside of marriage. Don't cave in like the pussy you are. When you cheat be discreet.

    You probably don't want to lead with that in the wedding vows...
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

    When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.

    I don't know whether to awesome, up vote, or down vote this post. The first half was disgusting. The part about CollegeDoog and hiding assets was pretty funny. I'm having a fucking dilemma.

  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited January 2014

    Judging from Swaye's music choice and his preference of women, I have come to the conclusion that Swaye is a bad ass. I was expecting to hate the song, but it was actually pretty good and I have now downloaded it for the next time I want to fuck someone up.

    Yeah. If you listen to Metallica and like tattooed chicks you might just be a bad ass. To seal the deal it helps to have a Harley motorcycle, a decent weapons collection and at least one arrest for disturbing the peace or getting into a fight and beating someone up. Then again bad ass can take many different forms. Chick number 1 is the best but all them are good. With or without the tattoos, I like Swaye's choice of bitches for their body endowments and the facial expressions that suggest these bitches will fuck your lights out and then do it some more.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,507 Founders Club
    edited January 2014

    Judging from Swaye's music choice and his preference of women, I have come to the conclusion that Swaye is a bad ass. I was expecting to hate the song, but it was actually pretty good and I have now downloaded it for the next time I want to fuck someone up.

    Yeah. If you listen to Metallica and like tattooed chicks you might just be a bad ass. To seal the deal it helps to have a Harley motorcycle, a decent weapons collection and at least one arrest for disturbing the peace or getting into a fight and beating someone up. Then again bad ass can take many different forms. Chick number 1 is the best but all them are good. With or without the tattoos, I like Swaye's choice of bitches for their body endowments and the facial expressions that suggest these bitches will fuck your lights out and then do it some more.
    I combined two of your "bad ass" traits into one. 1965 Panhead with the "Ride The Lightning" album cover painted on the gas tank, purchased in Vallejo, CA of all places in the mid-90's. Cruise control for cool for chicks with self-esteem issues.

    Also, TMI, so I may have to go back off the grid soon before a HH stalker finds me.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.

    Disgusting, but still funny.
  • HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    puppy steel could be the Walt Whitman of erotic stories.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,315 Founders Club

    IrishDawg's COTW - Road Warrior Edition:

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    Too thin.
  • BayDawgBayDawg Member Posts: 1,623

    IrishDawg's COTW - Road Warrior Edition:

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    My. Fucking. Wheelhouse.
  • HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    edited January 2014
    Run thy tounge over the bung, up the Crack and finish on the rack.

    Greatest line ever in the history of poetry.
  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    puppy steel could be the Walt Whitman James Joyce of HH.

  • WilburHooksHandsWilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,803
    edited January 2014

    puppy steel could be the Walt Whitman James Joyce of HH.

    I've been working on my annotated PLSS compendium for 2 years now. I'll have to update with that post about the res, I'm definitely seeing a homeric undercurrent there.
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