Edited to delete gif of masturbating gorilla posted by @DodgyBloke
Sigh.
Masturbating? It was just a little pepe scratch. I can post again if you want a closer look
Had a client once that wanted to use that excuse for rubbing one out at the playground. Fortunately I convinced him the judge had probably heard that once a week since being elected 8 years ago. Better to take the plea now before the prosecutor decides to upcharge to sex registry level crime.
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