A long time ago a buddy and I went over to his friends house because he was having a barbecue or some shit. I’d met the dude before, looked like a 5’2” uglier version of Jack Black but his girlfriend was this gorgeous 5’10” model looking chick. Seeing his shabby home deepened the mystery. Anyway, he asks us if we want any blow. I had been keeping my nose clean, but what the hell. I might have just solved the mystery. He goes into the bedroom, opens up some drawers until he finds a mason jar full of blow and starts weighing it out. As I awkwardly stand there and look around I see that one of the drawers has a giant strap-on in it. I’m not as well versed in the product as I assume some of you to be, but I don’t believe they get much bigger than that one.
What I’m trying to say is that TigerDroppings is like the hot cokehead and this bored is coke dealing mini Jack Black, they’ve got it pegged pretty good.
They’re actually pretty boring over at TigerDroppings. Not even the best Tiger team with a Death Valley board. I haven’t seen the Clemson one since before they won their first modern title, but I remember TigerNet as having entertainment value. Anything other than slavish praise for Clemson was viewed by some posters as cause to hunt and kill the offending party.
A long time ago a buddy and I went over to his friends house because he was having a barbecue or some shit. I’d met the dude before, looked like a 5’2” uglier version of Jack Black but his girlfriend was this gorgeous 5’10” model looking chick. Seeing his shabby home deepened the mystery. Anyway, he asks us if we want any blow. I had been keeping my nose clean, but what the hell. I might have just solved the mystery. He goes into the bedroom, opens up some drawers until he finds a mason jar full of blow and starts weighing it out. As I awkwardly stand there and look around I see that one of the drawers has a giant strap-on in it. I’m not as well versed in the product as I assume some of you to be, but I don’t believe they get much bigger than that one.
What I’m trying to say is that TigerDroppings is like the hot cokehead and this bored is coke dealing mini Jack Black, they’ve got it pegged pretty good.
They’re actually pretty boring over at TigerDroppings. Not even the best Tiger team with a Death Valley board. I haven’t seen the Clemson one since before they won their first modern title, but I remember TigerNet as having entertainment value. Anything other than slavish praise for Clemson was viewed by some posters as cause to hunt and kill the offending party.
Did a small Chinese man start lighting firecrackers?
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A long time ago a buddy and I went over to his friends house because he was having a barbecue or some shit. I’d met the dude before, looked like a 5’2” uglier version of Jack Black but his girlfriend was this gorgeous 5’10” model looking chick. Seeing his shabby home deepened the mystery. Anyway, he asks us if we want any blow. I had been keeping my nose clean, but what the hell. I might have just solved the mystery. He goes into the bedroom, opens up some drawers until he finds a mason jar full of blow and starts weighing it out. As I awkwardly stand there and look around I see that one of the drawers has a giant strap-on in it. I’m not as well versed in the product as I assume some of you to be, but I don’t believe they get much bigger than that one.
What I’m trying to say is that TigerDroppings is like the hot cokehead and this bored is coke dealing mini Jack Black, they’ve got it pegged pretty good.
They’re actually pretty boring over at TigerDroppings. Not even the best Tiger team with a Death Valley board. I haven’t seen the Clemson one since before they won their first modern title, but I remember TigerNet as having entertainment value. Anything other than slavish praise for Clemson was viewed by some posters as cause to hunt and kill the offending party.
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