Should have put girls soccer players on OL

DoogmanRefund

Would have been the bravest spectacle in the history of sports and prevented your chief rival from backing in to a championship.
Nobody loses. Fuck this program.

Emoterman

Can you remind me why the normal OL couldn't play? Was it decimated by positive tests, or was the entire unit disqualified based on an out of date, overly cautious King County policy? One that could have been trivially sidestepped if you actually wanted to play?

DoogmanRefund

I doubt we’ll ever know the real answer, but I highly doubt they all tested positive.
Side note, I just learned that you can’t tell yourself to fuck off.

Emoterman

DoogmanRefund said:

I doubt we’ll ever know the real answer, but I highly doubt they all tested positive.
Side note, I just learned that you can’t tell yourself to fuck off.

I'll help you out:

https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1340057108855734273?s=19

Canadawg

Can you imagine giving up a game because some players had a week off of lifting