dub pub signing day event

sarktastic

How much are tickets? are there any left? How crazy will it get in there? when do they open? Is there a line? How early do you need to arrive before all the best seats are gone?

Who is on the celebrity list?

chuck

Will whatshername's giant mammaries be in HD?

Passion

sarktastic said:

How much are tickets? are there any left? How crazy will it get in there? when do they open? Is there a line? How early do you need to arrive before all the best seats are gone?

Who is on the celebrity list? Where is the best place to plant explosives?

MikeDamone

Lots of off the record stuff will be shared. Stuff we can't talk about here. But what is said there stays there. If any of it gets out, you'll be gone. No warning. You'll just be gone.

Tailgater

What is a "dub pub". Sounds like some kind of bath wear boutique.

puppylove_sugarsteel

How long will it take Jen in front of the mirror? Nothing like having 150 band geeks slobbering all over your fat ass saggy fake tits. See you at the back doctor bitch. And while on your back a dude can't even see those water balloons. The tits just roll right onto the mattress ya ignorant cunt

fauxdawgman

MikeDamone said:

Lots of off the record stuff will be shared. Stuff we can't talk about here. But what is said there stays there. If any of it gets out, you'll be gone. No warning. You'll just be gone.

That's exactly right Mike. We still need more substance and less sarcasm from you. We've been receiving complaints.

dnc

fauxdawgman said:

MikeDamone said:

Lots of off the record stuff will be shared. Stuff we can't talk about here. But what is said there stays there. If any of it gets out, you'll be gone. No warning. You'll just be gone.

That's exactly right Mike. We still need more substance and less sarcasm from you. We've been receiving complaints.

A little goes a long way

fauxdawgman

Tickets are $59.95 but they're going fast. Don't call or email us, we're way too busy this time of year. The number is 1-877-lmparty. See you there. The off the record stuff will be off da hook. You won't want to miss it.

Tailgater

sarktastic said:

How much are tickets? are there any left? How crazy will it get in there? when do they open? Is there a line? How early do you need to arrive before all the best seats are gone?

Who is on the celebrity list?

You didn't ask the question on everybody's mind: will this event be off-limits to Husky coaches so that standup expert analysis of the 2014 class can remain strictly bro?

RaccoonHarry

Insider tip - beat Fetters to the buffet line

BayDawg

fauxdawgman said:

Tickets are $59.95 but they're going fast. Don't call or email us, we're way too busy this time of year. The number is 1-877-lmparty. See you there. The off the record stuff will be off da hook. You won't want to miss it.

Does that still include the eggo waffle and a goblet of OJ?

MisterEm

BayDawg said:

fauxdawgman said:

Tickets are $59.95 but they're going fast. Don't call or email us, we're way too busy this time of year. The number is 1-877-lmparty. See you there. The off the record stuff will be off da hook. You won't want to miss it.

Does that still include the eggo waffle and a goblet of OJ merlot that drinks like a cab?

Dardanus

RaccoonHarry said:

Insider tip - beat Fetters to the buffet line

If they were smart they'd sell VIP tickets that allow access to the buffet before Fetters. I hear they proposed it, but F3 shut it down.

Swaye

Passion said:

sarktastic said:

How much are tickets? are there any left? How crazy will it get in there? when do they open? Is there a line? How early do you need to arrive before all the best seats are gone?

Who is on the celebrity list? Where is the best place to plant explosives?

Best. Passion. Post. Ever.

HH is trending up. If we could ever get the glytches fixed, this motherfucker would blow up.

[Deleted User]

BayDawg said:

fauxdawgman said:

Tickets are $59.95 but they're going fast. Don't call or email us, we're way too busy this time of year. The number is 1-877-lmparty. See you there. The off the record stuff will be off da hook. You won't want to miss it.

Does that still include the eggo waffle and a goblet of OJ?

I am against eggos and OJ and for bread and fish.

Had Fetters been at the Feeding of the 5000, 4999 of them would go home hungry.

Swaye

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

How long will it take Jen in front of the mirror? Nothing like having 150 band geeks slobbering all over your fat ass saggy fake tits. See you at the back doctor bitch. And while on your back a dude can't even see those water balloons. The tits just roll right onto the mattress ya ignorant cunt

If I had to fuck Jen, I cannot imagine having to look at her face. Flip her over, shove her head down so the tits squish out the side. Side boob + no ugly face causing boner to droop.

It's odd to me that @UWKatie doesn't want to hang out here.

PurpleJ

I'd still hit it.




With a shovel.

bananasnblondes

Dardanus said:

RaccoonHarry said:

Insider tip - beat Fetters to the buffet line

If they were smart they'd sell VIP tickets that allow access to the buffet before Fetters. I hear they proposed it, but F3 shut it down.

It would be like the express pass at Disney Land

[Deleted User]

bananasnblondes said:

Dardanus said:

RaccoonHarry said:

Insider tip - beat Fetters to the buffet line

If they were smart they'd sell VIP tickets that allow access to the buffet before Fetters. I hear they proposed it, but F3 shut it down.

It would be like the express pass at Disney Land

bring PLSS and his wheel chair. Wheel chair = express pass.

RoadDawg55

It would be wrong for PLSS to goto the Dub Pub event with someone to film it. Wrong.