Political Science Explained...

death2ducks

See how much money you wasted in Arts and Sciences?

oregonblitzkrieg

Agree on the socialist, democrat and communist cow herders. But to make it fair: Republican: Has 2 cows. Old, poor, disabled neighbor has one cow that he worked his entire life to own. Cow is old too, about to die, without a bull, his cows will be no more. He works for the big cow owners, who cut his hours so that they could avoid paying health care benefits (pre-obamacare). Republican believes human nature is inherently good and the poor, disabled neighbor is a lazy piece of shit, ignores the fact that the big cow owners don't pay him enough to even support his one cow. The neighbor's cow dies because the trickle down theory is a farce. Human nature isn't inherently good.

death2ducks

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

oregonblitzkrieg

death2ducks said:

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

Point is, they're all wrong in some way. Limited number of cows to go around. Not everyone starts out with two. I vote people out of office, I don't vote them in. My votes are always against someone, not for someone.

allpurpleallgold

Cows shouldn't be owned. No living creature should be.

oregonblitzkrieg

allpurpleallgold said:

Cows shouldn't be owned. No living creature should be.

Fuck man, get your head out of your righteous ass, go back to school and learn what a metaphor is. Also, scrape out the encrusted sand in your vagina with a rusty coat-hanger. I know you follow everything you preach. Your cats and dogs better own you and not the other way around.

[Deleted User]

APAG is playing chess.

oregonblitzkrieg

CollegeDoog said:

APAG is playing chess.

Haven't seen any clever end game from him so far. He comes off as a tepid clone of Race Bannon, but without the cleverness or the wit.

allpurpleallgold

oregonblitzkrieg said:

CollegeDoog said:

APAG is playing chess.

Haven't seen any clever end game from him so far. He comes off as a tepid clone of Race Bannon, but without the cleverness or the wit.

That's what I'm going for.

death2ducks

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

Point is, they're all wrong in some way. Limited number of cows to go around. Not everyone starts out with two. I vote people out of office, I don't vote them in. My votes are always against someone, not for someone.

Butt we can make more cows. That's what they're fucking doing in the video. Don't they tell you anything in Whoregon?

MikeDamone

Republicans would fuck it up just like the democrats but claim they were trying to be capitalists. Which they aren't.

death2ducks

I am neither R or D.

oregonblitzkrieg

death2ducks said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

Point is, they're all wrong in some way. Limited number of cows to go around. Not everyone starts out with two. I vote people out of office, I don't vote them in. My votes are always against someone, not for someone.

Butt we can make more cows. That's what they're fucking doing in the video. Don't they tell you anything in Whoregon?

Print them like money.

death2ducks

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

Point is, they're all wrong in some way. Limited number of cows to go around. Not everyone starts out with two. I vote people out of office, I don't vote them in. My votes are always against someone, not for someone.

Butt we can make more cows. That's what they're fucking doing in the video. Don't they tell you anything in Whoregon?

Print them like money.

You aren't paying attention in my class; Print Money = Bad. How are you going to pass the final?

creepycoug

death2ducks said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

Point is, they're all wrong in some way. Limited number of cows to go around. Not everyone starts out with two. I vote people out of office, I don't vote them in. My votes are always against someone, not for someone.

Butt we can make more cows. That's what they're fucking doing in the video. Don't they tell you anything in Whoregon?

Print them like money.

You aren't paying attention in my class; Print Money = Bad. How are you going to pass the final?

Again, I attended public school, so I'm going to need help.

If having some amount of money is good, and I think we all agree that it is, then isn't it the case that having more money is better?

And you're telling me you can print it? Holy Fucking Shit. That's a lot easier than mining for gold.

What's the problem? Print more fucking money so we can pay off our national debt, send everyone to private school so they don't wind up stupid like me, and then print some more so we can all go buy more shit and ejaculate the economy.

How the fuck do you get printing money = bad? You must have gone to an even worser public school than I.

Swaye

creepycoug said:

death2ducks said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

death2ducks said:

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

Point is, they're all wrong in some way. Limited number of cows to go around. Not everyone starts out with two. I vote people out of office, I don't vote them in. My votes are always against someone, not for someone.

Butt we can make more cows. That's what they're fucking doing in the video. Don't they tell you anything in Whoregon?

Print them like money.

You aren't paying attention in my class; Print Money = Bad. How are you going to pass the final?

Again, I attended public school, so I'm going to need help.

If having some amount of money is good, and I think we all agree that it is, then isn't it the case that having more money is better?

And you're telling me you can print it? Holy Fucking Shit. That's a lot easier than mining for gold.

What's the problem? Print more fucking money so we can pay off our national debt, send everyone to private school so they don't wind up stupid like me, and then print some more so we can all go buy more shit and ejaculate the economy.

How the fuck do you get printing money = bad? You must have gone to an even worser public school than I.

I'm not entirely sure what you said, but it seemed pretty fucking awesome.