Besides, how could anybody be more offended by the text of these tweets than by the horrible optics of not even bothering to print real jerseys with their names on them, opting instead to just slap a crude name patch on the back of the same jersey for each kid. I mean, this is maybe a half step up from Sub-K's Christmas tree work of art.
I read it as complimenting Jumper's high school program, but what do I know.
Eatonville?
I know nothing of Eatonville. I do know that football coaches tend to blow sunshine up the asses of anyone who will listen on the regular. Maybe Lake or someone on the staff is friends with Eatonville's coach. I don't know.
I do know that there's no way that twat was bragging about being a better program than the Cuog. Things couldn't possibly be that fucked up. No way. Uh uh.
Eatonville had a run from the late 80s to late 90s with Steve Gervais. Caden's dad Brandon Jumper was one of the best high school players ever in the state. That 88 (87?) team from bumhump Eatonville had 3 D1 players.
Eatonville was an A school. He was one of the Best Class A players in the state of all time.
He was no Bobby Moore. He was no Lawyer Malloy. Hell, he was no 3-star Stan Empterman from the rolling farmland near Cheney (Class AA).
The fuck out of here with that "best high school players ever in the state' bullshit.
And apologies - you don't know how many 'greatest of all time' bullshit lines I've heard from the legends of the Class A and Class B ranks over the years. So many, in fact, that even Mrs. Throbber v2.0 refers to clowns who wash out in her profession at the highest levels as Class B superstars trying to play in the 4A ranks.
I read it as complimenting Jumper's high school program, but what do I know.
Eatonville?
I know nothing of Eatonville. I do know that football coaches tend to blow sunshine up the asses of anyone who will listen on the regular. Maybe Lake or someone on the staff is friends with Eatonville's coach. I don't know.
I do know that there's no way that twat was bragging about being a better program than the Cuog. Things couldn't possibly be that fucked up. No way. Uh uh.
Eatonville had a run from the late 80s to late 90s with Steve Gervais. Caden's dad Brandon Jumper was one of the best high school players ever in the state. That 88 (87?) team from bumhump Eatonville had 3 D1 players.
Eatonville was an A school. He was one of the Best Class A players in the state of all time.
He was no Bobby Moore. He was no Lawyer Malloy. Hell, he was no 3-star Stan Empterman from the rolling farmland near Cheney (Class AA).
The fuck out of here with that "best high school players ever in the state' bullshit.
Should have qualified as running back. High school players win high school games.
And apologies - you don't know how many 'greatest of all time' bullshit lines I've heard from the legends of the Class A and Class B ranks over the years. So many, in fact, that even Mrs. Throbber v2.0 refers to clowns who wash out in her profession at the highest levels as Class B superstars trying to play in the 4A ranks.
This solidifies my theory you are a trophy husband. Kudos.
Jimmy hasn’t really won with Peterson’s 4* OKGs. Let’s see what he does with his own 3* Instagram Plan Bs
Petersen went 8 and 5 with them
I know they are young. Awfully young
I see some ducks saying the same thing about super recruiter Mario that I read here
Level up shit
We'll see
Mario did what Petersen couldn’t...won a rose bowl and popped off, so it’s a tad different....but sure. Any more losses to orst or Cal and I’ll help him pack for Coral Gables.
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I know they are young. Awfully young
I see some ducks saying the same thing about super recruiter Mario that I read here
Level up shit
We'll see
He was no Bobby Moore. He was no Lawyer Malloy. Hell, he was no 3-star Stan Empterman from the rolling farmland near Cheney (Class AA).
The fuck out of here with that "best high school players ever in the state' bullshit.