Duck Alum and frequent lurker when you leg humpers are inevitably shitting the bed. Felt compelled to create an account just to tell you all how much we fucking HATE Nick Cody. Guy is just an embarrassment of a human being. Don’t care if he was on some of the better Duck teams in recent memory, he is just an incredibly large and drunk piece of shit.
Great handle.
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Thanks. It was this or JimmysRiverGuide but I didn’t want to be associated with a guy who brags about division title off of a canceled game against a rival. Instead, I chose to be associated with the guy who helped put together the makings of a staff that knocked you poor bastards down a few notches and then got fired from his “dream job” in like 20 months.
Oregon’s cupcake mickey mouse run to pac 12 north representatives -played stanford w/o their starting quarterback -down headed into the fourth against trash Wazzu -UCLA took them to the last minute with their backup QB -Lost to the Beavlet -Lost to Poverty Cal -UW Covid issues
Can’t even argue with that. Even if Oregon beats USC, it’s a sham. Doesn’t make a difference anyways. Our pansyass AD is sitting with his thumb up his butt while Mario sits in his office negotiates his exit to the SEC and sets our program back a decade, like when you guys hired Gilby and Willingham back-to-back.
Back to the point of this thread, fuck Nick Cody with his disgusting COVID filled neck beard. And then fuck Rob Mullens with it.
Fuck me, I just bought that jersey. Throwing that package in the garbage when it arrives, telling Nike it didn’t get delivered and not to worry about sending another.
He is literally the walking embodiment of the stereotypical Duck fans that I hate. I’m too embarrassed to even watch the video above but assuming he’s probably hitting the same power chords in some fucked up rhythm, thinks he’s crushing it and probably slurring “Fuck UW” every 30 seconds after taking sips of his warm PBR that he drinks “because it tastes good”.
Duck Alum and frequent lurker when you leg humpers are inevitably shitting the bed. Felt compelled to create an account just to tell you all how much we fucking HATE Nick Cody. Guy is just an embarrassment of a human being. Don’t care if he was on some of the better Duck teams in recent memory, he is just an incredibly large and drunk piece of shit.
Great handle.
LEAVE
Thanks. It was this or JimmysRiverGuide but I didn’t want to be associated with a guy who brags about division title off of a canceled game against a rival. Instead, I chose to be associated with the guy who helped put together the makings of a staff that knocked you poor bastards down a few notches and then got fired from his “dream job” in like 20 months.
Oregon’s cupcake mickey mouse run to pac 12 north representatives -played stanford w/o their starting quarterback -down headed into the fourth against trash Wazzu -UCLA took them to the last minute with their backup QB -Lost to the Beavlet -Lost to Poverty Cal -UW Covid issues
Duck Alum and frequent lurker when you leg humpers are inevitably shitting the bed. Felt compelled to create an account just to tell you all how much we fucking HATE Nick Cody. Guy is just an embarrassment of a human being. Don’t care if he was on some of the better Duck teams in recent memory, he is just an incredibly large and drunk piece of shit.
Great handle.
LEAVE
Thanks. It was this or JimmysRiverGuide but I didn’t want to be associated with a guy who brags about division title off of a canceled game against a rival. Instead, I chose to be associated with the guy who helped put together the makings of a staff that knocked you poor bastards down a few notches and then got fired from his “dream job” in like 20 months.
Oregon’s cupcake mickey mouse run to pac 12 north representatives -played stanford w/o their starting quarterback -down headed into the fourth against trash Wazzu -UCLA took them to the last minute with their backup QB -Lost to the Beavlet -Lost to Poverty Cal -UW Covid issues
End of 3rd Quarter, Oregon was up 21-19.
Glad our superiorly talented team was able to muster a 2 point third quarter lead going against a team with a true freshman QB making his second start and a brand new coach. Lest we forget, the only reason Oregon was winning was because of an epic bed shitting by Wazzu right at the end of the first half. Ducks have been playing with fire all year and have had some crazy shit happen to even put them in a position to win. You have the Hail Mary to JJ3 against Wazzu to put them in position to score right before half, the pick 6 to end the half against UCLA and then the long bomb to Dye I believe against Cal right before half to score a TD. The same way we give UW shit for backing into wins against OSU and Utah, Oregon has similarly lucked into their wins via COVID protocols to opposing starting QB’s and ridiculous ending to the first half that would make Pop Warner coaches laugh. Just as UW could easily be 1-3, Oregon could just as easily be 0-5.
Who gives a shit though? It’s a throw away season. I pray to whatever it is people pray to that we beat USC for the sole hilarious reason that we can hang a 2020 Pac-12 Champions banner and then go to The House that Jeremiah Pharms built and see a “2020 Pac-12 North Division Championship” banner and chuckle at what a cluster fuck season this has been.
The only good thing that can come out of this season is if the Pac-12 presidents pull their heads out of Larry Scott’s obscenely large asshole long enough to fire him for how poorly he has mismanaged this entire season since mid-March.
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He is literally the walking embodiment of the stereotypical Duck fans that I hate. I’m too embarrassed to even watch the video above but assuming he’s probably hitting the same power chords in some fucked up rhythm, thinks he’s crushing it and probably slurring “Fuck UW” every 30 seconds after taking sips of his warm PBR that he drinks “because it tastes good”.
Who gives a shit though? It’s a throw away season. I pray to whatever it is people pray to that we beat USC for the sole hilarious reason that we can hang a 2020 Pac-12 Champions banner and then go to The House that Jeremiah Pharms built and see a “2020 Pac-12 North Division Championship” banner and chuckle at what a cluster fuck season this has been.
The only good thing that can come out of this season is if the Pac-12 presidents pull their heads out of Larry Scott’s obscenely large asshole long enough to fire him for how poorly he has mismanaged this entire season since mid-March.