Just What I’m Hearing...

backthepack

Mario Cristobal is fed up with antifa city Eugene, he is eyeing the Auburn job. Expect Mario to be announced at Auburn very soon per sources.

RaceBannon

@creepycoug

creepycoug

RaceBannon said:

@creepycoug

It would piss me off but fuck it. As I said in another thread, I'd leave any program in the Pac for an upper tier SEC job. It just means more down there.

And unlike Miss and Ole Miss, you can build what you need at Auburn to compete with Bamers.

Mario has done well at Oregon despite the coffee clatch pitch to the contrary. He recruited and cleaned them up nicely. He could do more with the Auburn platform. Of course the competition will be much stiffer than annually getting up for Washington and beating chronically disorganized USC, but Auburn is a name and he'd be right in the middle of recruiting country he knows very well.

Also, it would be a great tune-up for his victorious return to Souwf Beach where he will eventually take his talents and resurrect Cane nation.

Make no mistake, my loyalties are with the Cuban here.

backthepack

He lost to Oregon State and Cal in consecutive weeks. Hth.

backthepack

https://twitter.com/movethesticks/status/1338222913300779009?s=21

He gone. The seed is planted.

Houhusky

Just say you were on reddit and saw some retards spitballing names like Cristobal and Sark

Found Damone's reddit account...

backthepack

Houhusky said:

Just say you were on reddit and saw some retards spitballing names like Cristobal and Sark

Found Damone's reddit account...

Only freaks use reddit

MikeSeaver

He’ll get his head kicked in at Auburn. His level is out here with the rest of the retards.

HuskyJW

Does Auburn have honor?

1to392831weretaken

Cristoball will bring that tuff SEC mentality to the SEC.

LawDawg1

At least when you lose in the SEC you remain ranked in the top 10. There’s that.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

backthepack said:

Mario Cristobal is fed up with antifa city Eugene, he is eyeing the Auburn job. Expect Mario to be announced at Auburn very soon per sources.

Was this in the commit group chat?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

backthepack said:

He lost to Oregon State and Cal in consecutive weeks. Hth.

He got canned at like Florida Beach Beauty Skool or some Sun Belt trash school, but he's great. Everyone says so.

Canadawg

backthepack said:

Houhusky said:

Just say you were on reddit and saw some retards spitballing names like Cristobal and Sark

Found Damone's reddit account...

Only freaks use reddit

😏

MikeSeaver

Imagine being a school who fires a guy to hire the guy he beat, last year.

bananasnblondes

Oregon's 247 site is in Baghdad Bob mode and saying Mario is just wrapping up his meeting for his extension as we speak. Apparently one of their other sites is "very worried"

Sources

bananasnblondes said:

Oregon's 247 site is in Baghdad Bob mode and saying Mario is just wrapping up his meeting for his extension as we speak. Apparently one of their other sites is "very worried"

Sources

HairyBallsDawg

MikeSeaver said:

Imagine being a school who fires a guy to hire the guy he beat, last year.

This is sort of close to what happened with Sark and Petersen when Sark went to USC.

Sark's UW team had beat Petersen's BSU team a season or two prior, then Petersen's UW team beat Sark's USC team a season or two later.

I think what this proves is that UW >> both USC & BSU

RatherBeBrewing

Houhusky said:

Just say you were on reddit and saw some retards spitballing names like Cristobal and Sark

Found Damone's reddit account...

My exes father played at Texas back in the day, and he’s heard stuff too. He doesn’t have any connections, so the stuff he heard was from me. It had nothing to do with football and everything with his daughter being a junkie, but I thought it might be helpful.

RatherBeBrewing

If Oregon is unable to retain the guy who lost to OSU and Cal in back to back weeks while having 23 more 4-stars than the two of them combined then I’ll make it official. I will write my ticket rep a strongly worded text (no emojis except for 😡) to let him know not to contact me next year. Unless it’s a really good deal.

I’m pulling my donation that was scheduled for whenever they text or email me. My donation being the money I exchange for tickets. Football has too many weights. Seriously, that weight room has too many weights. The fact that they hired a non NFL assistants assistant is when they lost me. Sand volleyball is an absolute mess, and no clue how they that program back on track. Coaching staff will probably never know any of this happened but I couldn’t care less. This is unacceptable and I won’t contribute to it when stubhub has tickets for cheaper.