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Daily Dose of Schadenfreude: What is a Ute? Edition
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In the newest installment of what has quickly become a fan favorite the last five days, we have the meltdown of a Ute fanbase who watched their team dominate for a half, only to be dominated for the half that matters. On to the message boreds!
First half glee and gloating:
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(yes, they call themselves TeamFun on those boreds)
- This D though! They are going to be world wreckers in 2-3 years!
- This defense is having themselves a game tonight!! #teamfun
- That Whitt and Scalley are able to put a good defense on the field after losing as many players to the draft as we did, at a school like Utah, is pretty damn incredible. Bama or Ohio State? Yeah that’s expected. But at Utah? That is some impressive coaching.
- Ty Jordan honestly reminds me a little of Barry Sanders. (4.0 edition I'm sure)
- oh wow. this is NOT going the way I thought it would. man I love being wrong.
- Thing to remember...this is Washington OC first time going against Utah Defense...
- Wow great start Ute football is fun win or lose love seeing all theses young guys.
- Jimmy Lake facing the best HC in the game. Chess jimmy. Whitt playing a whole different game.
- As a Utah fan I’m loving UW’s hire at head coach. Hopefully Chip Kelly, Clay Helton and Lake stay in the conference a long time!
- Kyle is giving Lake a clinic on coaching.
- Whitt’s salt and pepper is just old man sexy.
- They are targeting him now! Bush league! Lake is scummy (in response to ZTF destroying the QB with a forearm)
- How tf did that UW player think that was clean.
- What a glorious evening.
- It’s like I told you guys - we’re way good and everything is awesome
- Winning is more fun than losing. Feel free to borrow that phrase.
- That camera man looking like Washington this half.
- Bring on the Beavs, Buffs and the boys from down south.
- guys, this is on national tv...
- HOW FUN IS TEAM FUN.
- Did not see this coming. Reloaded.
- Omg are u kidding me. Wtf Utah you look totally awesome. Good job Oline. Bentley you’re a stud. Defense you guys are some bad bad players. In a good way.
- Dang it! I didn’t want to be mad so I Didn’t watch anything. finally checked in on the halftime. Turned it on and Bracing myself now I’m pissed I didn’t watch. Haha. Go Utes!!
And then, the second half happened:
- Well that was a horrible way to start the 2nd half.
- What was that? WAY too easy....Did we decide not to play defense anymore?
- here come the dawgs...
- Well this game has changed quickly.
- Bentley is a gun slinger. Pulled that trigger fast after his spin. Did he even see the coverage or just let it go! He'll throw a pick at least once a game. Just who he is...
- We look like absolute buttcheeks #RoundTwo
- This is not going well.
- guys, this is on national tv... (yes, he said it in both contexts)
- Great pass. Lug nuts on the Ute bus are coming loose! UW making great adjustments.
- UteZone board meltdown in 3-2-1....
- Morris bugs me almost as bad as Browning..
- PAC12 after dark giveth. And PAC12 after dark taketh away.
- OHHHHH NOOOOO THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE KILLER. (Jordan fumble caused by Gordon and recovered by ZTF)
- Poopoo.
- Is This some kind of Cruel Joke.... Yep national TV......Like we just couldn't stand success....
- This broadcast crew is so much better than last week. Beth is solid.
- It’s Utah. We will all have anxiety all night.
- where's my Advil...
- In the liquor cabinet. It's the bottle with "Bourbon" written on it.
- The dude just went through a double team;; right through! (ZTF MOTHER FUCKERS!)
- Going by the book...Whit usually feels more comfortable giving the D the pleasure of winning games.
- If Nacua beats us that will be extra bitter.
- We can’t get off the field man.
- This feels like the end is inevitable.
- All the swear words.
- Good god what a f%*^^%% choke job.
- 28 year old freshman. #UtahThings.
- Completely out coached in the second half.
- That was not fun!!
- Yeah this is disappointing ending. But if you told me yesterday we would lose 24-21 I would have been pleasantly surprised #TeamFun
- Utah collapses and I had to listen to Beth Mowins call it. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard which made the whole thing that much worse.
- My god score 21 in the first half noting in the 2nd. Wtf. Fucken turnover’s ***** Washington.
- This game in next few years...we win.
- Remember those young teams that we were kicking the crap out of last year? Well, we are now that young team and I’m dang proud of how hard we are competing. There are going to be growing pains, but I think the future is bright. I’m not going to go negative because no one feels worse tonight than the young men who played and made mistakes. I believe they deserve and need as much positivity as possible.
- PATHETIC .... Embarrassing, Giveaway.... Biggest comeback by Washington since 1988 against Cal....
Watching them celebrate their All Time Comeback... Makes me want to puke..!
- Can we play U of A?
First half glee and gloating:
-
(yes, they call themselves TeamFun on those boreds)
- This D though! They are going to be world wreckers in 2-3 years!
- This defense is having themselves a game tonight!! #teamfun
- That Whitt and Scalley are able to put a good defense on the field after losing as many players to the draft as we did, at a school like Utah, is pretty damn incredible. Bama or Ohio State? Yeah that’s expected. But at Utah? That is some impressive coaching.
- Ty Jordan honestly reminds me a little of Barry Sanders. (4.0 edition I'm sure)
- oh wow. this is NOT going the way I thought it would. man I love being wrong.
- Thing to remember...this is Washington OC first time going against Utah Defense...
- Wow great start Ute football is fun win or lose love seeing all theses young guys.
- Jimmy Lake facing the best HC in the game. Chess jimmy. Whitt playing a whole different game.
- As a Utah fan I’m loving UW’s hire at head coach. Hopefully Chip Kelly, Clay Helton and Lake stay in the conference a long time!
- Kyle is giving Lake a clinic on coaching.
- Whitt’s salt and pepper is just old man sexy.
- They are targeting him now! Bush league! Lake is scummy (in response to ZTF destroying the QB with a forearm)
- How tf did that UW player think that was clean.
- What a glorious evening.
- It’s like I told you guys - we’re way good and everything is awesome
- Winning is more fun than losing. Feel free to borrow that phrase.
- That camera man looking like Washington this half.
- Bring on the Beavs, Buffs and the boys from down south.
- guys, this is on national tv...
- HOW FUN IS TEAM FUN.
- Did not see this coming. Reloaded.
- Omg are u kidding me. Wtf Utah you look totally awesome. Good job Oline. Bentley you’re a stud. Defense you guys are some bad bad players. In a good way.
- Dang it! I didn’t want to be mad so I Didn’t watch anything. finally checked in on the halftime. Turned it on and Bracing myself now I’m pissed I didn’t watch. Haha. Go Utes!!
And then, the second half happened:
- Well that was a horrible way to start the 2nd half.
- What was that? WAY too easy....Did we decide not to play defense anymore?
- here come the dawgs...
- Well this game has changed quickly.
- Bentley is a gun slinger. Pulled that trigger fast after his spin. Did he even see the coverage or just let it go! He'll throw a pick at least once a game. Just who he is...
- We look like absolute buttcheeks #RoundTwo
- This is not going well.
- guys, this is on national tv... (yes, he said it in both contexts)
- Great pass. Lug nuts on the Ute bus are coming loose! UW making great adjustments.
- UteZone board meltdown in 3-2-1....
- Morris bugs me almost as bad as Browning..
- PAC12 after dark giveth. And PAC12 after dark taketh away.
- OHHHHH NOOOOO THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE KILLER. (Jordan fumble caused by Gordon and recovered by ZTF)
- Poopoo.
- Is This some kind of Cruel Joke.... Yep national TV......Like we just couldn't stand success....
- This broadcast crew is so much better than last week. Beth is solid.
- It’s Utah. We will all have anxiety all night.
- where's my Advil...
- In the liquor cabinet. It's the bottle with "Bourbon" written on it.
- The dude just went through a double team;; right through! (ZTF MOTHER FUCKERS!)
- Going by the book...Whit usually feels more comfortable giving the D the pleasure of winning games.
- If Nacua beats us that will be extra bitter.
- We can’t get off the field man.
- This feels like the end is inevitable.
- All the swear words.
- Good god what a f%*^^%% choke job.
- 28 year old freshman. #UtahThings.
- Completely out coached in the second half.
- That was not fun!!
- Yeah this is disappointing ending. But if you told me yesterday we would lose 24-21 I would have been pleasantly surprised #TeamFun
- Utah collapses and I had to listen to Beth Mowins call it. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard which made the whole thing that much worse.
- My god score 21 in the first half noting in the 2nd. Wtf. Fucken turnover’s ***** Washington.
- This game in next few years...we win.
- Remember those young teams that we were kicking the crap out of last year? Well, we are now that young team and I’m dang proud of how hard we are competing. There are going to be growing pains, but I think the future is bright. I’m not going to go negative because no one feels worse tonight than the young men who played and made mistakes. I believe they deserve and need as much positivity as possible.
- PATHETIC .... Embarrassing, Giveaway.... Biggest comeback by Washington since 1988 against Cal....
Watching them celebrate their All Time Comeback... Makes me want to puke..!
- Can we play U of A?
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Speaking of which, Caple Dump in the WAM!
- If there’s anything that can turn around the weekend it’s Washington getting blown out at home
- Reading the Dawgman predictions for this game are quite hilarious. Lots of 20+ points win predictions. Holding utah to under 20, while scoring 35+. Yeah... Not looking like those predictions gonna hit. Only thing that can turn around this weekend.
- This schadenfreude is almost making up for the rage I felt watching Cristobal and Avalos yesterday.
- This is the only thing that makes me happy after the abomination yesterday! Husky tears are the best antidote!
- Come on Utah. 2nd half not so friendly for us dogs haters 21-7. Uw in red zone. Utah gets a big stop so FG attempt good 21-10 utah.Utes need to answer after throwing INT.
- Huskies coming back. Either one of these teams would kill us.
- First the refs dont call the late hit out of bounds on UW at the end of the half which wouldve given Utah a chip shot FG on an un-timed down. Then the phantom targeting on Utah. Then they call roughing the passer when the original Utah player was pushed into the QB by a UW player and the second Utah player wouldntve made contact with the UW QB if the first event didnt happen.
- These defenses are a pleasure to watch
- This tops off the F'd up weekend for college football!
- Utah’s quarterback is awful which means if he played Oregon we would let him throw for 400
- Fetui got more pressure/sacks on their quarterback in this one game than our entire DL has in four games.
- Well nvm... this weekend sucks
- I don’t know if I’m more irritated that UW won or that they have a damn defense! 2020 just blows
- Nacua might be better than any of our WR. Or at least he has a route tree that allows him to get open.
- WE better get our ***** together or else we’re gonna lose to beavis and the mutts all in one year in idk how long and I’ll be driving off a damn cliff.
- I was pulling for Utah. It felt like I was watching Oregon all over again....
- Marvelous. Deja Vu all over again. I get to see Utah use the Oregon Matador/Hellen Keller defensive scheme 24 hours after the Ducks performance. Then I get to see Oregon legacy Elijah Molden playing for the Dawgs which reminds me of Oregon legacy Chase Cota playing for UCLA. It's not too early this morning to start drinking.
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