PM to Rod Gilmore

dannarc

Do Better

PurpleBaze

I didn't watch the game. Did he totally and completely fellate the D*cks?

BennyBeaver

The bruthas down at Green Lake have sold him down the river.

DoogerMcFarland

Was he the guy who thought Oregon State should go for 2 to cut the lead to 4 instead of sticking with the extra point they had just successfully converted?

Kingdome_Urinals

He has no gag reflex when it comes to Oregon.

PurpleBaze

Kingdome_Urinals said:

He has no gag reflex when it comes to Oregon.

Did he have to wipe his chin multiple times during the broadcast?

Joey

ESPN pushes fake narratives and bias opinion likely driven by dirty money just like cable news does.

pawz

JoeEDangerously said:

ESPN pushes fake narratives and bias opinion likely driven by dirty money just like cable news does.

Likely?

LawDawg1

“Powerful Oregon” was heard like 10 times.

LostDoogReward

Oregon fellating aside, his commentary is just horrendous. I can hardly listen to him. He must work for cheap because I can’t see why he still has a job.

Kingdome_Urinals

I was never quite clear on if the game had any CFP implications for either Oregon or the Pac-12. Wish Gilmore could have laid out the big picture.

Emoterman

JoeEDangerously said:

ESPN pushes fake narratives and bias opinion likely driven by dirty money just like cable news does.

@1to392831weretaken @QAnonDawg got any thoughts?

dnc

Kingdome_Urinals said:

He has no gag reflex when it comes to Oregon.

The best was after the Beav third down play failed when Gebbia got hurt and the Duck lineman was three yards offside with no flag. “How about this Oregon defense, they just don’t quit!”

No asshole, how about they gave up 40 despite having the refs on the payroll.

Fuck. That. Guy.

Gladstone

"Where's the ball? You have to see the ball to overturn this!"

No, idiot. The laws of physics + his torso + his arm location told us definitively that the Beavers scored on 2nd and goal unless the ball was quite literally shoved up his ass.

1to392831weretaken

JoeEDangerously said:

ESPN pushes fake narratives and bias opinion likely driven by dirty money just like cable news does.

Careful. That's the kind of hyperbole that gets you gang raped around here. While you're at it, give the word "logistics" a reeeeeeally wide berth...

Logistics

1to392831weretaken said:

JoeEDangerously said:

ESPN pushes fake narratives and bias opinion likely driven by dirty money just like cable news does.

Careful. That's the kind of hyperbole that gets you gang raped around here. While you're at it, give the word "logistics" a reeeeeeally wide berth...

Disagree!

1to392831weretaken

Logistics said:

1to392831weretaken said:

JoeEDangerously said:

ESPN pushes fake narratives and bias opinion likely driven by dirty money just like cable news does.

Careful. That's the kind of hyperbole that gets you gang raped around here. While you're at it, give the word "logistics" a reeeeeeally wide berth...

Disagree!

FremontTroll

I liked when he said “don’t forget- the beavers SHOULD be 2-2. The fourth down spot.”

Bitch it wasn’t a game ending play or something there were 15 minutes left. Even if they get the first down and even if they score then UW just punche sit in on one of their next two drives.

FireCohen

Gladstone said:

"Where's the ball? You have to see the ball to overturn this!"

No, idiot. The laws of physics + his torso + his arm location told us definitively that the Beavers scored on 2nd and goal unless the ball was quite literally shoved up his ass.

deserves more chins

GreenRiverGatorz

FremontTroll said:

I liked when he said “don’t forget- the beavers SHOULD be 2-2. The fourth down spot.”

Bitch it wasn’t a game ending play or something there were 15 minutes left. Even if they get the first down and even if they score then UW just punche sit in on one of their next two drives.

We're lucky Rod Gilmore even talks shit about us at all.

FireFireCohen

FireCohen said:

Gladstone said:

"Where's the ball? You have to see the ball to overturn this!"

No, idiot. The laws of physics + his torso + his arm location told us definitively that the Beavers scored on 2nd and goal unless the ball was quite literally shoved up his ass.

deserves more chins

Does it? Who.gif died and made you the authority on chins?