The Problem at Doogman...

Swaye

There have been a few threads lately commenting on issues at Doogman. I intend to show, by using causation and special inverted mathematical algorithms that D2D taught me, what the issue really is.



By using the above math stuff, we clearly see that Kim's total and complete faggotry is the single largest problem at Doogman.

Knowing that, it would be really great if Fetters would drive a flaming Nacho Truck over Kim at great speed while Jen hung her enormous tits out the side of the truck while Bleenor tweeted about it in real time while Sven took pictures, that Race would later Photoshop, with a camera he bought from Damone at Wal-Mart while an asteroid hit the Clink during a Sounders game killing everyone there and igniting 4000 square yards of scarves into a flaming inferno that Eklund parachuted into wearing a set of Jerry Sanduskiesies prison clothes he got off eBay while Lemon Party played on the Jumbo-Tron before the Jumbo-Tron exploded taking out a 12th man rally AND an experimental wood chipper from Middlebury College.

The end.

fivehundredmileDAWG

.... Are the doogs spared in this apocalyptic sports sports inferno ..?

... Or are the majority of them scarftards at the Sounders ...? If so abundance ...

phineas

im going to need to see some pictures of this massive titted "jen" if im being honest here

LawDawg1

They read these boards. Ever since I announced my cancellation date, every post I've made over there has been deleted. But they don't delete posts I'm told.

Swaye

phineas said:

im going to need to see some pictures of this massive titted "jen" if im being honest here

IrishDawg *hearts* her.

phineas

i do too

phineas

those are some gigantic breasts my problem when i see women though is i think "thats someones daughter" and i rid myself of those impure thoughts thats why im still a virgin

PostGameOrangeSlices

Swaye said:

phineas said:

im going to need to see some pictures of this massive titted "jen" if im being honest here

IrishDawg *hearts* her.

Sucking in stomach/10

RoadDawg55

Jen is highly overrated.

phineas

those tits though. those tits are ripe

Gladstone

The problem at Doogman...

...is that it's full of doogs.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o15PljTS2O8

Swaye

The tits are epic. What they are attached to is epically bad.

topdawgnc

Swaye said:

The tits are epic. What they are attached to is epically bad.

You need another drink!

Swaye

topdawgnc said:

Swaye said:

The tits are epic. What they are attached to is epically bad.

You need another drink!

I fell down about an hour after I typed that. So, your advice was sound!

CuntWaffle

Fat chicks with massive tits aren't anything special. Unless you are into IrishDawgs COTW.

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CuntWaffle said:

Fat chicks with massive tits aren't anything special. Unless you are into IrishDawgs COTW.

For starters, you stole my word for your handle, second it is always about race with you. Toss off on both fronts. You're the last piece of the official HHB fag-five. Oh shit it's black history month. This is a chance to get away with reverse racism for an entire month. The floor is yours, I appologize

DugtheDoog

Never got the fascination with her. Unless it's just a bad pic or something. I know kim is a dirty old man but those tits look sloppy. Chubby girls with big sloppy tits are a dime a dozen. And they're fun sometimes. But kim acts like it's the holy fucking grail.

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DugtheDoog said:

Never got the fascination with her. Unless it's just a bad pic or something. I know kim is a dirty old man but those tits look sloppy. Chubby girls with big sloppy tits are a dime a dozen. And they're fun sometimes. But kim acts like it's the holy fucking grail.

That's because the last time Kim got laid without having to pay for sex was probably when Clinton was in office which still beats out F3 who probably has to go back to the Regan years if not Carter.

Tailgater

Swaye said:

There have been a few threads lately commenting on issues at Doogman. I intend to show, by using causation and special inverted mathematical algorithms that D2D taught me, what the issue really is.



By using the above math stuff, we clearly see that Kim's total and complete faggotry is the single largest problem at Doogman.

Knowing that, it would be really great if Fetters would drive a flaming Nacho Truck over Kim at great speed while Jen hung her enormous tits out the side of the truck while Bleenor tweeted about it in real time while Sven took pictures, that Race would later Photoshop, with a camera he bought from Damone at Wal-Mart while an asteroid hit the Clink during a Sounders game killing everyone there and igniting 4000 square yards of scarves into a flaming inferno that Eklund parachuted into wearing a set of Jerry Sanduskiesies prison clothes he got off eBay while Lemon Party played on the Jumbo-Tron before the Jumbo-Tron exploded taking out a 12th man rally AND an experimental wood chipper from Middlebury College.

The end.

Very creative. By single largest problem, I assume you're hoping nobody will notice that bulge in your sweatpants.

Swaye

Tailgater said:

Swaye said:

There have been a few threads lately commenting on issues at Doogman. I intend to show, by using causation and special inverted mathematical algorithms that D2D taught me, what the issue really is.



By using the above math stuff, we clearly see that Kim's total and complete faggotry is the single largest problem at Doogman.

Knowing that, it would be really great if Fetters would drive a flaming Nacho Truck over Kim at great speed while Jen hung her enormous tits out the side of the truck while Bleenor tweeted about it in real time while Sven took pictures, that Race would later Photoshop, with a camera he bought from Damone at Wal-Mart while an asteroid hit the Clink during a Sounders game killing everyone there and igniting 4000 square yards of scarves into a flaming inferno that Eklund parachuted into wearing a set of Jerry Sanduskiesies prison clothes he got off eBay while Lemon Party played on the Jumbo-Tron before the Jumbo-Tron exploded taking out a 12th man rally AND an experimental wood chipper from Middlebury College.

The end.

Very creative. By single largest problem, I assume you're hoping nobody will notice that bulge in your sweatpants.

If you are saying sweat pants boners are my forte, then guilty as charged.

creepycoug

In your theory of everything, you completely forgot about krisvashon and Oregondawg.

Any discussion of what's wrong at dawgfag has to start and end with the solution for getting those two in a pit, filling it with gasoline and tossing the match. While they're burning we can throw in 14A and some of the other dipshits too.