BUT HE'S A SOLDIER!!!!

no_uh

http://tracking.si.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-jr-arrest/

MisterEm

BRB, JO

puppylove_sugarsteel

Is it illegal to pull root in your car? Fuck off lady and load your goods.

PostGameOrangeSlices

He dont care bout no Vol

BennyBeaver

I'm for the soldiers but against beating them.

MikeDamone

No sweat pants boner = niot guilty.

unfrozencaveman

Open containers of Vaseline, smokin' Spice behind the local Target...

If a guy wants to rub one out in his vehicle I don't care, but keep the window up brah

Fire_Marshall_Bill

brb jo in a car in the parking lot of some other "big box store" next time?

you know, to shake things up

Homebrew_Dawg

How stupid can one be? I only masturbate in my mom's basement.

I don't need no NSA surveillance, and I never shop Target. What an idiot.

LevelPar

Nothing wrong with pulling the pig.....the gal should be arrested for illegal surveillance of a professional pud whacker.

PurpleJ

Cops are such hypocrites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=i-sGWhh_0HY

topdawgnc

jim florentine ‏@Mrjimflorentine Jan 17

NY Jet Kellen Winslow Jr caught allegedly masturbating in a parking lot with 2 open jars of vaseline. Two jars? He must have some mule.