Why does this matter to Sark? Everybody knows that OL are only important in the NFL. They don't translate well to the college game.
When it comes to offensive genius, I'll trust Sark and his Holiday Bowl win over that Saban guy any day of the week. Besides, Saban has no personality and would never entertain the fans during the spring game with a QB competition or dog races!
I was going to say Cream Puff has an understanding of the game equal to the size of his dong, but the above sneering insults take care of the need to beat the dead horse further.
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Allegedly.