Mindy Kaling Says Kelly Would Have Killed Ryan If The Office Continued

DerekJohnson

https://mentalfloss.com/article/571643/mindy-kaling-says-kelly-would-have-killed-ryan-on-the-office

dnc

Killing Ryan off seems to be the logical progression of how they handled his character, not hers.

Doog_de_Jour

That relationship/storyline was stupid.

biak1

She got some bad work done.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Two losers who deserved each other

chuck

Short story time.

When I was about 30, freshly divorced, and living alone with my son, a Korean family bought a country store just down the road. It was a mom and two daughters, ages 18 and about 24 iirc. The older was smoking hot with fake D cups, super tight clothes, lots of makeup, and reliable camel toe. I wanted her.

I never seemed to catch her at the right time to put the moves on, but the 18 year old, who was Korean not Indian but still looked almost exactly like Mindy Kaling, had started flirting with me.

I made a huge mistake and tried to use her as a side door to hook up with the sister. I invited "them" over to have dinner and hang out. Of course only the young one showed up. She was all over me and i only mildly resisted, and so on...

The problem was that she didn't just look like Kelly from The Office. She WAS her. Absolutely, fucking bonkers. It took months to get her out of my hair and I point blank told her that she had cock blocked me from her sister. It didn't matter what I said, this chick turned a deaf ear and went on pretending we were a couple.

Yeah so anyways I always think of her when I see Kelly or watch The Office. Sometimes it gives me wood, but mostly just shivers and paranoia.

dnc

chuck said:

Short story time.

When I was about 30, freshly divorced, and living alone with my son, a Korean family bought a country store just down the road. It was a mom and two daughters, ages 18 and about 24 iirc. The older was smoking hot with fake D cups, super tight clothes, lots of makeup, and reliable camel toe. I wanted her.

I never seemed to catch her at the right time to put the moves on, but the 18 year old, who was Korean not Indian but still looked almost exactly like Mindy Kaling, had started flirting with me.

I made a huge mistake and tried to use her as a side door to hook up with the sister. I invited "them" over to have dinner and hang out. Of course only the young one showed up. She was all over me and i only mildly resisted, and so on...

The problem was that she didn't just look like Kelly from The Office. She WAS her. Absolutely, fucking bonkers. It took months to get her out of my hair and I point blank told her that she had cock blocked me from her sister. It didn't matter what I said, this chick turned a deaf ear and went on pretending we were a couple.

Yeah so anyways I always think of her when I see Kelly or watch The Office. Sometimes it gives me wood, but mostly just shivers and paranoia.

Always wondered how chuck got the HIV

RaceBannon

dnc said:

chuck said:

Short story time.

When I was about 30, freshly divorced, and living alone with my son, a Korean family bought a country store just down the road. It was a mom and two daughters, ages 18 and about 24 iirc. The older was smoking hot with fake D cups, super tight clothes, lots of makeup, and reliable camel toe. I wanted her.

I never seemed to catch her at the right time to put the moves on, but the 18 year old, who was Korean not Indian but still looked almost exactly like Mindy Kaling, had started flirting with me.

I made a huge mistake and tried to use her as a side door to hook up with the sister. I invited "them" over to have dinner and hang out. Of course only the young one showed up. She was all over me and i only mildly resisted, and so on...

The problem was that she didn't just look like Kelly from The Office. She WAS her. Absolutely, fucking bonkers. It took months to get her out of my hair and I point blank told her that she had cock blocked me from her sister. It didn't matter what I said, this chick turned a deaf ear and went on pretending we were a couple.

Yeah so anyways I always think of her when I see Kelly or watch The Office. Sometimes it gives me wood, but mostly just shivers and paranoia.

Always wondered how chuck got the HIV

She love him long time


Self report for borderline racism

chuck

RaceBannon said:

dnc said:

chuck said:

Short story time.

When I was about 30, freshly divorced, and living alone with my son, a Korean family bought a country store just down the road. It was a mom and two daughters, ages 18 and about 24 iirc. The older was smoking hot with fake D cups, super tight clothes, lots of makeup, and reliable camel toe. I wanted her.

I never seemed to catch her at the right time to put the moves on, but the 18 year old, who was Korean not Indian but still looked almost exactly like Mindy Kaling, had started flirting with me.

I made a huge mistake and tried to use her as a side door to hook up with the sister. I invited "them" over to have dinner and hang out. Of course only the young one showed up. She was all over me and i only mildly resisted, and so on...

The problem was that she didn't just look like Kelly from The Office. She WAS her. Absolutely, fucking bonkers. It took months to get her out of my hair and I point blank told her that she had cock blocked me from her sister. It didn't matter what I said, this chick turned a deaf ear and went on pretending we were a couple.

Yeah so anyways I always think of her when I see Kelly or watch The Office. Sometimes it gives me wood, but mostly just shivers and paranoia.

Always wondered how chuck got the HIV

She love him long time


Self report for borderline racism

"Long time" wasn't part of her vocabulary. She preferred "forever".