DM to Cuntwaffle

doogie

Sorry to wait so long to check in on this. I don’t want to to think I (we) don’t care.

You announced your Covid and shared your spiral but I missed the announcement for the Wake.

When is it? Is it BYOB? What’s on the menu? Anything I can bring? Do you have favorite flowers? Does the family know we*’re coming?

T’s & P’s

#cases

CuntWaffle

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

EsophagealFeces

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

Ts and Ps, bruh.

Pitchfork51

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

Literally everyone dies as soon as they get it

NorthwestFresh

Pitchfork51 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

Literally everyone dies as soon as they get it

@HHusky’s wife was exposed to someone who was exposed in March. She must have died.

theknowledge

How does it feel to now have a pre existing condition?

doogie

PurpleThrobber

theknowledge said:

How does it feel to now have a pre existing condition?

About the same as a premature ejaculaton

Doog_de_Jour

doogie said:

Please tell me one of the orderlies dressed as the Grim Reaper.

doogie

PurpleThrobber said:

theknowledge said:

How does it feel to now have a pre existing condition?

About the same as a premature ejaculaton

depends on the nurse

LebamDawg

doogie said:

PurpleThrobber said:

theknowledge said:

How does it feel to now have a pre existing condition?

About the same as a premature ejaculaton

depends on the nurse

she's incontinent?

LebamDawg

Doog_de_Jour said:

doogie said:

Please tell me one of the orderlies dressed as the Grim Reaper.

That place looks like the place my Ma was in Olympia and even when it is not Halloweenish tim, they have the attitude if not the costume of Grim Reapers...

NCSB - I would go see her and she wouldn't know or act like she knew me, talk to my seester the next day, "oh you went and saw Ma, that was all she could talk about"

Actually kind of funny in hindsight

pawz

doogie said:

Sorry to wait so long to check in on this. I don’t want to to think I (we) don’t care.

You announced your Covid and shared your spiral but I missed the announcement for the Wake.

When is it? Is it BYOB? What’s on the menu? Anything I can bring? Do you have favorite flowers? Does the family know we*’re coming?

T’s & P’s

#cases

Ribs & Rickshaw Special ??

Axeing for a Fren

Swaye

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

Can I have your stuff when you die?

doogie

First!

CuntWaffle

Swaye said:

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

Can I have your stuff when you die?

A 1989 Geo Metro and 2 pairs of socks?

Sure.gif

FireCohen

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

More importantly. Can you still get it up?

CuntWaffle

FireCohen said:

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

More importantly. Can you still get it up?

Who said I could get it up in the first place?

whatshouldicareabout

CuntWaffle said:

Swaye said:

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

Can I have your stuff when you die?

A 1989 Geo Metro and 2 pairs of socks?

Sure.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5EFS6WmxQQ

GrundleStiltzkin

After Biden's energy plan kicks in, that Metro will be a hot commodity.

Doog_de_Jour

whatshouldicareabout said:

CuntWaffle said:

Swaye said:

CuntWaffle said:

Life has been awful since I tested positive. You know how rough mentally it is waking with a minor soar throat and cough for 3 straight days? The long term health issues I will have to face will be grim.

Can I have your stuff when you die?

A 1989 Geo Metro and 2 pairs of socks?

Sure.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5EFS6WmxQQ

Damn, I forgot how funny The Simpson’s used to be.